Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘“Take her leavings? Not I!” says Unity. “I’d scorn it!” And away walks
Unity Sallet likewise, though she looked back when she’d gone some way,
to see if he was following her.
‘So there at last were left Milly and Tony by themselves, she crying in
watery streams, and Tony looking like a tree struck by lightning.
‘“Well, Milly,” he says at last, going up to her, “it do seem as if
fate had ordained that it should be you and I, or nobody. And what must
be must be, I suppose. Hey, Milly?”
‘“If you like, Tony. You didn’t really mean what you said to them?”
‘“Not a word of it!” declares Tony, bringing down his fist upon his
palm.
‘And then he kissed her, and put the waggon to rights, and they mounted
together; and their banns were put up the very next Sunday. I was not
able to go to their wedding, but it was a rare party they had, by all
account. Everybody in Longpuddle was there almost; you among the rest,
I think, Mr. Flaxton?’ The speaker turned to the parish clerk.
‘I was,’ said Mr. Flaxton. ‘And that party was the cause of a very
curious change in some other people’s affairs; I mean in Steve
Hardcome’s and his cousin James’s.’
‘Ah! the Hardcomes,’ said the stranger. ‘How familiar that name is to
me! What of them?’
The clerk cleared his throat and began:—
THE HISTORY OF THE HARDCOMES
‘Yes, Tony’s was the very best wedding-randy that ever I was at; and
I’ve been at a good many, as you may suppose’—turning to the
newly-arrived one—‘having as a church-officer, the privilege to attend
all christening, wedding, and funeral parties—such being our Wessex
custom.
‘’Twas on a frosty night in Christmas week, and among the folk invited
were the said Hardcomes o’ Climmerston—Steve and James—first cousins,
both of them small farmers, just entering into business on their own
account. With them came, as a matter of course, their intended wives,
two young women of the neighbourhood, both very pretty and sprightly
maidens, and numbers of friends from Abbot’s-Cernel, and Weatherbury,
and Mellstock, and I don’t know where—a regular houseful.
‘The kitchen was cleared of furniture for dancing, and the old folk
played at “Put” and “All-fours” in the parlour, though at last they
gave that up to join in the dance. The top of the figure was by the
large front window of the room, and there were so many couples that the
lower part of the figure reached through the door at the back, and into
the darkness of the out-house; in fact, you couldn’t see the end of the
row at all, and ’twas never known exactly how long that dance was, the
lowest couples being lost among the faggots and brushwood in the
out-house.
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