Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘When we had danced a few hours, and the crowns of we taller men were
swelling into lumps with bumping the beams of the ceiling, the first
fiddler laid down his fiddle-bow, and said he should play no more, for
he wished to dance. And in another hour the second fiddler laid down
his, and said he wanted to dance too; so there was only the third
fiddler left, and he was a’ old, veteran man, very weak in the wrist.
However, he managed to keep up a faltering tweedle-dee; but there being
no chair in the room, and his knees being as weak as his wrists, he was
obliged to sit upon as much of the little corner-table as projected
beyond the corner-cupboard fixed over it, which was not a very wide
seat for a man advanced in years.
‘Among those who danced most continually were the two engaged couples,
as was natural to their situation. Each pair was very well matched, and
very unlike the other. James Hardcome’s intended was called Emily
Darth, and both she and James were gentle, nice-minded, in-door people,
fond of a quiet life. Steve and his chosen, named Olive Pawle, were
different; they were of a more bustling nature, fond of racketing about
and seeing what was going on in the world. The two couples had arranged
to get married on the same day, and that not long thence; Tony’s
wedding being a sort of stimulant, as is often the case; I’ve noticed
it professionally many times.
‘They danced with such a will as only young people in that stage of
courtship can dance; and it happened that as the evening wore on James
had for his partner Stephen’s plighted one, Olive, at the same time
that Stephen was dancing with James’s Emily. It was noticed that in
spite o’ the exchange the young men seemed to enjoy the dance no less
than before. By and by they were treading another tune in the same
changed order as we had noticed earlier, and though at first each one
had held the other’s mistress strictly at half-arm’s length, lest there
should be shown any objection to too close quarters by the lady’s
proper man, as time passed there was a little more closeness between
’em; and presently a little more closeness still.
‘The later it got the more did each of the two cousins dance with the
wrong young girl, and the tighter did he hold her to his side as he
whirled her round; and, what was very remarkable, neither seemed to
mind what the other was doing. The party began to draw towards its end,
and I saw no more that night, being one of the first to leave, on
account of my morning’s business. But I learnt the rest of it from
those that knew.
‘After finishing a particularly warming dance with the changed
partners, as I’ve mentioned, the two young men looked at one another,
and in a moment or two went out into the porch together.
‘“James,” says Steve, “what were you thinking of when you were dancing
with my Olive?”
‘“Well,” said James, “perhaps what you were thinking of when you were
dancing with my Emily.”
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