Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘Ah—William Privett! He dead too?—dear me!’ said the other. ‘All passed
away!’
‘Yes, sir. William was much older than I. He’d ha’ been over eighty if
he had lived till now.’
‘There was something very strange about William’s death—very strange
indeed!’ sighed a melancholy man in the back of the van. It was the
seedsman’s father, who had hitherto kept silence.
‘And what might that have been?’ asked Mr. Lackland.
THE SUPERSTITIOUS MAN’S STORY
‘William, as you may know, was a curious, silent man; you could feel
when he came near ’ee; and if he was in the house or anywhere behind
your back without your seeing him, there seemed to be something clammy
in the air, as if a cellar door was opened close by your elbow. Well,
one Sunday, at a time that William was in very good health to all
appearance, the bell that was ringing for church went very heavy all of
a sudden; the sexton, who told me o’t, said he’d not known the bell go
so heavy in his hand for years—it was just as if the gudgeons wanted
oiling. That was on the Sunday, as I say. During the week after, it
chanced that William’s wife was staying up late one night to finish her
ironing, she doing the washing for Mr. and Mrs. Hardcome. Her husband
had finished his supper and gone to bed as usual some hour or two
before. While she ironed she heard him coming down stairs; he stopped
to put on his boots at the stair-foot, where he always left them, and
then came on into the living-room where she was ironing, passing
through it towards the door, this being the only way from the staircase
to the outside of the house. No word was said on either side, William
not being a man given to much speaking, and his wife being occupied
with her work. He went out and closed the door behind him. As her
husband had now and then gone out in this way at night before when
unwell, or unable to sleep for want of a pipe, she took no particular
notice, and continued at her ironing. This she finished shortly after,
and as he had not come in she waited awhile for him, putting away the
irons and things, and preparing the table for his breakfast in the
morning. Still he did not return, but supposing him not far off, and
wanting to get to bed herself, tired as she was, she left the door
unbarred and went to the stairs, after writing on the back of the door
with chalk: _Mind and do the door_ (because he was a forgetful man).
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