Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘To her great surprise, and I might say alarm, on reaching the foot of
the stairs his boots were standing there as they always stood when he
had gone to rest; going up to their chamber she found him in bed
sleeping as sound as a rock. How he could have got back again without
her seeing or hearing him was beyond her comprehension. It could only
have been by passing behind her very quietly while she was bumping with
the iron. But this notion did not satisfy her: it was surely impossible
that she should not have seen him come in through a room so small. She
could not unravel the mystery, and felt very queer and uncomfortable
about it. However, she would not disturb him to question him then, and
went to bed herself.
‘He rose and left for his work very early the next morning, before she
was awake, and she waited his return to breakfast with much anxiety for
an explanation, for thinking over the matter by daylight made it seem
only the more startling. When he came in to the meal he said, before
she could put her question, “What’s the meaning of them words chalked
on the door?”
‘She told him, and asked him about his going out the night before.
William declared that he had never left the bedroom after entering it,
having in fact undressed, lain down, and fallen asleep directly, never
once waking till the clock struck five, and he rose up to go to his
labour.
‘Betty Privett was as certain in her own mind that he did go out as she
was of her own existence, and was little less certain that he did not
return. She felt too disturbed to argue with him, and let the subject
drop as though she must have been mistaken. When she was walking down
Longpuddle street later in the day she met Jim Weedle’s daughter Nancy,
and said, “Well, Nancy, you do look sleepy to-day!”
‘“Yes, Mrs. Privett,” says Nancy. “Now don’t tell anybody, but I don’t
mind letting you know what the reason o’t is. Last night, being Old
Midsummer Eve, some of us went to church porch, and didn’t get home
till near one.”
‘“Did ye?” says Mrs. Privett. “Old Midsummer yesterday was it? Faith I
didn’t think whe’r ’twas Midsummer or Michaelmas; I’d too much work to
do.”
‘“Yes. And we were frightened enough, I can tell ’ee, by what we saw.”
‘“What did ye see?”
‘(You may not remember, sir, having gone off to foreign parts so young,
that on Midsummer Night it is believed hereabout that the faint shapes
of all the folk in the parish who are going to be at death’s door
within the year can be seen entering the church. Those who get over
their illness come out again after a while; those that are doomed to
die do not return.)
‘“What did you see?” asked William’s wife.
‘“Well,” says Nancy, backwardly—“we needn’t tell what we saw, or who we
saw.”
‘“You saw my husband,” says Betty Privett, in a quiet way.
‘“Well, since you put it so,” says Nancy, hanging fire, “we—thought we
did see him; but it was darkish, and we was frightened, and of course
it might not have been he.”
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