Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘“Very well. Take him out, certainly,” says the pa’son, never caring
what the clerk did so long as he himself could get off immediately. So,
scrambling into his riding-boots and breeches as quick as he could, he
rode off towards the meet, intending to be back in an hour. No sooner
was he gone than the clerk mounted the cob, and was off after him. When
the pa’son got to the meet, he found a lot of friends, and was as jolly
as he could be: the hounds found a’most as soon as they threw off, and
there was great excitement. So, forgetting that he had meant to go back
at once, away rides the pa’son with the rest o’ the hunt, all across
the fallow ground that lies between Lippet Wood and Green’s Copse; and
as he galloped he looked behind for a moment, and there was the clerk
close to his heels.
‘“Ha, ha, clerk—you here?” he says.
‘“Yes, sir, here be I,” says t’other.
‘“Fine exercise for the horses!”
‘“Ay, sir—hee, hee!” says the clerk.
‘So they went on and on, into Green’s Copse, then across to Higher
Jirton; then on across this very turnpike-road to Climmerston Ridge,
then away towards Yalbury Wood: up hill and down dale, like the very
wind, the clerk close to the pa’son, and the pa’son not far from the
hounds. Never was there a finer run knowed with that pack than they had
that day; and neither pa’son nor clerk thought one word about the
unmarried couple locked up in the church tower waiting to get j’ined.
‘“These hosses of yours, sir, will be much improved by this!” says the
clerk as he rode along, just a neck behind the pa’son. “’Twas a happy
thought of your reverent mind to bring ’em out to-day. Why, it may be
frosty in a day or two, and then the poor things mid not be able to
leave the stable for weeks.”
‘“They may not, they may not, it is true. A merciful man is merciful to
his beast,” says the pa’son.
‘“Hee, hee!” says the clerk, glancing sly into the pa’son’s eye.
‘“Ha, ha!” says the pa’son, a-glancing back into the clerk’s. “Halloo!”
he shouts, as he sees the fox break cover at that moment.
‘“Halloo!” cries the clerk. “There he goes! Why, dammy, there’s two
foxes—”
‘“Hush, clerk, hush! Don’t let me hear that word again! Remember our
calling.”
‘“True, sir, true. But really, good sport do carry away a man so, that
he’s apt to forget his high persuasion!” And the next minute the corner
of the clerk’s eye shot again into the corner of the pa’son’s, and the
pa’son’s back again to the clerk’s. “Hee, hee!” said the clerk.
‘“Ha, ha!” said Pa’son Toogood.
‘“Ah, sir,” says the clerk again, “this is better than crying Amen to
your Ever-and-ever on a winter’s morning!”
‘“Yes, indeed, clerk! To everything there’s a season,” says Pa’son
Toogood, quite pat, for he was a learned Christian man when he liked,
and had chapter and ve’se at his tongue’s end, as a pa’son should.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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