Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘“We’ve got your man,” says the constable.
‘“Where?” says the corporal.
‘“Here, between us,” said the constable. “Only you don’t recognize him
out o’ uniform.”
‘The corporal looked at Georgy hard enough; then shook his head and
said he was not the absconder.
‘“But the absconder changed clothes with Farmer Jollice, and took his
horse; and this man has ’em, d’ye see!”
‘“’Tis not our man,” said the soldiers. “He’s a tall young fellow with
a mole on his right cheek, and a military bearing, which this man
decidedly has not.”
‘“I told the two officers of justice that ’twas the other!” pleaded
Georgy. “But they wouldn’t believe me.”
‘And so it became clear that the missing dragoon was the tall young
farmer, and not Georgy Crookhill—a fact which Farmer Jollice himself
corroborated when he arrived on the scene. As Georgy had only robbed
the robber, his sentence was comparatively light. The deserter from the
Dragoons was never traced: his double shift of clothing having been of
the greatest advantage to him in getting off; though he left Georgy’s
horse behind him a few miles ahead, having found the poor creature more
hindrance than aid.’
The man from abroad seemed to be less interested in the questionable
characters of Longpuddle and their strange adventures than in the
ordinary inhabitants and the ordinary events, though his local
fellow-travellers preferred the former as subjects of discussion. He
now for the first time asked concerning young persons of the opposite
sex—or rather those who had been young when he left his native land.
His informants, adhering to their own opinion that the remarkable was
better worth telling than the ordinary, would not allow him to dwell
upon the simple chronicles of those who had merely come and gone. They
asked him if he remembered Netty Sargent.
‘Netty Sargent—I do, just remember her. She was a young woman living
with her uncle when I left, if my childish recollection may be
trusted.’
‘That was the maid. She was a oneyer, if you like, sir. Not any harm in
her, you know, but up to everything. You ought to hear how she got the
copyhold of her house extended. Oughtn’t he, Mr. Day?’
‘He ought,’ replied the world-ignored old painter.
‘Tell him, Mr. Day. Nobody can do it better than you, and you know the
legal part better than some of us.’
Day apologized, and began:—
NETTY SARGENT’S COPYHOLD
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