Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘She continued to live with her uncle, in the lonely house by the
copse, just as at the time you knew her; a tall spry young woman. Ah,
how well one can remember her black hair and dancing eyes at that time,
and her sly way of screwing up her mouth when she meant to tease ye!
Well, she was hardly out of short frocks before the chaps were after
her, and by long and by late she was courted by a young man whom
perhaps you did not know—Jasper Cliff was his name—and, though she
might have had many a better fellow, he so greatly took her fancy that
’twas Jasper or nobody for her. He was a selfish customer, always
thinking less of what he was going to do than of what he was going to
gain by his doings. Jasper’s eyes might have been fixed upon Netty, but
his mind was upon her uncle’s house; though he was fond of her in his
way—I admit that.
‘This house, built by her great-great-grandfather, with its garden and
little field, was copyhold—granted upon lives in the old way, and had
been so granted for generations. Her uncle’s was the last life upon the
property; so that at his death, if there was no admittance of new
lives, it would all fall into the hands of the lord of the manor. But
’twas easy to admit—a slight “fine,” as ’twas called, of a few pounds,
was enough to entitle him to a new deed o’ grant by the custom of the
manor; and the lord could not hinder it.
‘Now there could be no better provision for his niece and only relative
than a sure house over her head, and Netty’s uncle should have seen to
the renewal in time, owing to the peculiar custom of forfeiture by the
dropping of the last life before the new fine was paid; for the Squire
was very anxious to get hold of the house and land; and every Sunday
when the old man came into the church and passed the Squire’s pew, the
Squire would say, “A little weaker in his knees, a little crookeder in
his back—and the readmittance not applied for: ha! ha! I shall be able
to make a complete clearing of that corner of the manor some day!”
‘’Twas extraordinary, now we look back upon it, that old Sargent should
have been so dilatory; yet some people are like it; and he put off
calling at the Squire’s agent’s office with the fine week after week,
saying to himself, “I shall have more time next market-day than I have
now.” One unfortunate hindrance was that he didn’t very well like
Jasper Cliff; and as Jasper kept urging Netty, and Netty on that
account kept urging her uncle, the old man was inclined to postpone the
re-liveing as long as he could, to spite the selfish young lover. At
last old Mr. Sargent fell ill, and then Jasper could bear it no longer:
he produced the fine-money himself, and handed it to Netty, and spoke
to her plainly.
‘“You and your uncle ought to know better. You should press him more.
There’s the money. If you let the house and ground slip between ye, I
won’t marry; hang me if I will! For folks won’t deserve a husband that
can do such things.”
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