Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘“Why, in this way, sir; if you’ll oblige me by just stepping here.”
She conducted him a few yards to the left, till they were opposite the
parlour window. The blind had been left up purposely, and the
candle-light shone out upon the garden bushes. Within the agent could
see, at the other end of the room, the back and side of the old man’s
head, and his shoulders and arm, sitting with the book and candle
before him, and his spectacles on his nose, as she had placed him.
‘“He’s reading his Bible, as you see, sir,” she says, quite in her
meekest way.
‘“Yes. I thought he was a careless sort of man in matters of religion?”
‘“He always was fond of his Bible,” Netty assured him. “Though I think
he’s nodding over it just at this moment However, that’s natural in an
old man, and unwell. Now you could stand here and see him sign,
couldn’t you, sir, as he’s such an invalid?”
‘“Very well,” said the agent, lighting a cigar. “You have ready by you
the merely nominal sum you’ll have to pay for the admittance, of
course?”
‘“Yes,” said Netty. “I’ll bring it out.” She fetched the cash, wrapped
in paper, and handed it to him, and when he had counted it the steward
took from his breast pocket the precious parchments and gave one to her
to be signed.
‘“Uncle’s hand is a little paralyzed,” she said. “And what with his
being half asleep, too, really I don’t know what sort of a signature
he’ll be able to make.”
‘“Doesn’t matter, so that he signs.”
‘“Might I hold his hand?”
‘“Ay, hold his hand, my young woman—that will be near enough.”
‘Netty re-entered the house, and the agent continued smoking outside
the window. Now came the ticklish part of Netty’s performance. The
steward saw her put the inkhorn—“horn,” says I in my old-fashioned
way—the inkstand, before her uncle, and touch his elbow as to arouse
him, and speak to him, and spread out the deed; when she had pointed to
show him where to sign she dipped the pen and put it into his hand. To
hold his hand she artfully stepped behind him, so that the agent could
only see a little bit of his head, and the hand she held; but he saw
the old man’s hand trace his name on the document. As soon as ’twas
done she came out to the steward with the parchment in her hand, and
the steward signed as witness by the light from the parlour window.
Then he gave her the deed signed by the Squire, and left; and next
morning Netty told the neighbours that her uncle was dead in his bed.’
‘She must have undressed him and put him there.’
‘She must. Oh, that girl had a nerve, I can tell ye! Well, to cut a
long story short, that’s how she got back the house and field that
were, strictly speaking, gone from her; and by getting them, got her a
husband.
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