Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters — John Shaqi
Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
Joshua listened abstractedly, his features set to resignation. Sick at
heart he was going to ask them if they were in want of any necessary,
any meal, when his father cut him short by saying, ‘Why, we’ve called
to ask ye to come round and take pot-luck with us at the
Cock-and-Bottle, where we’ve put up for the day, on our way to see
mis’ess’s friends at Binegar Fair, where they’ll be lying under canvas
for a night or two. As for the victuals at the Cock I can’t testify to
’em at all; but for the drink, they’ve the rarest drop of Old Tom that
I’ve tasted for many a year.’
‘Thanks; but I am a teetotaller; and I have lunched,’ said Joshua, who
could fully believe his father’s testimony to the gin, from the odour
of his breath. ‘You see we have to observe regular habits here; and I
couldn’t be seen at the Cock-and-Bottle just now.’
‘O dammy, then don’t come, your reverence. Perhaps you won’t mind
standing treat for those who can be seen there?’
‘Not a penny,’ said the younger firmly. ‘You’ve had enough already.’
‘Thank you for nothing. By the bye, who was that spindle-legged,
shoe-buckled parson feller we met by now? He seemed to think we should
poison him!’
Joshua remarked coldly that it was the principal of his college,
guardedly inquiring, ‘Did you tell him whom you were come to see?’
His father did not reply. He and his strapping gipsy wife—if she were
his wife—stayed no longer, and disappeared in the direction of the High
Street. Joshua Halborough went back to the library. Determined as was
his nature, he wept hot tears upon the books, and was immeasurably more
wretched that afternoon than the unwelcome millwright. In the evening
he sat down and wrote a letter to his brother, in which, after stating
what had happened, and expatiating upon this new disgrace in the gipsy
wife, he propounded a plan for raising money sufficient to induce the
couple to emigrate to Canada. ‘It is our only chance,’ he said. ‘The
case as it stands is maddening. For a successful painter, sculptor,
musician, author, who takes society by storm, it is no drawback, it is
sometimes even a romantic recommendation, to hail from outcasts and
profligates. But for a clergyman of the Church of England! Cornelius,
it is fatal! To succeed in the Church, people must believe in you,
first of all, as a gentleman, secondly as a man of means, thirdly as a
scholar, fourthly as a preacher, fifthly, perhaps, as a Christian,—but
always first as a gentleman, with all their heart and soul and
strength. I would have faced the fact of being a small machinist’s son,
and have taken my chance, if he’d been in any sense respectable and
decent. The essence of Christianity is humility, and by the help of God
I would have brazened it out. But this terrible vagabondage and
disreputable connection! If he does not accept my terms and leave the
country, it will extinguish us and kill me. For how can we live, and
relinquish our high aim, and bring down our dear sister Rosa to the
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