“‘Ask no questions and you’ll ’ear no lies, and keep your ugly face your own side of the ’edge,’ ses Bill. ‘Take it indoors and frighten the children with,’ he ses. ‘I don’t want it staring at me.’ “Henery walked off offended, and Bill went on with his digging. He wouldn’t go to work, and ’e ’ad his breakfast in the garden, and his wife spent all the morning in the front answering the neighbours’ questions and begging of ’em to go in and say something to Bill. One of ’em did go, and came back a’most directly and stood there for hours telling diff’rent people wot Bill ’ad said to _’er_, and asking whether ’e couldn’t be locked up for it. “By tea-time Bill was dead-beat, and that stiff he could ’ardly raise ’is bread and butter to his mouth. Several o’ the chaps looked in in the evening, but all they could get out of ’im was, that it was a new way o’ cultivating ’is garden ’e ’ad just ’eard of, and that those who lived the longest would see the most. By night-time ’e’d nearly finished the job, and ’is garden was just ruined. “Afore people ’ad done talking about Bill, I’m blest if Peter Smith didn’t go and cultivate ’is garden in exactly the same way. The parson and ’is wife was away on their ’oliday, and nobody could say a word. The curate who ’ad come over to take ’is place for a time, and who took the names of people for the Flower Show, did point out to ’im that he was spoiling ’is chances, but Peter was so rude to ’im that he didn’t stay long enough to say much. “When Joe Gubbins started digging up ’is garden people began to think they were all bewitched, and I went round to see Henery Walker to tell ’im wot a fine chance ’e’d got, and to remind ’im that I’d put another ninepence on ’im the night before. All ’e said was, ‘More fool you,’ and went on digging a ’ole in his garden big enough to put a ’ouse in. “In a fortnight’s time there wasn’t a garden worth looking at in the place, and it was quite clear there’d be no Flower Show that year, and of all the silly, bad-tempered men in the place them as ’ad dug up their pretty gardens was the wust. “It was just a few days before the day fixed for the Flower Show, and I was walking up the road when I see Joe and Henery Walker and one or two more leaning over Bob Pretty’s fence and talking to ’im. I stopped, too, to see what they were looking at, and found they was watching Bob’s two boys a-weeding of ’is garden. It was a disgraceful, untidy sort of place, as I said before, with a few marigolds and nasturtiums, and sich-like put in anywhere, and Bob was walking up and down smoking of ’is pipe and watching ’is wife hoe atween the plants and cut off dead marigold blooms. “‘That’s a pretty garden you’ve got there, Bob,’ ses Joe, grinning. “I’ve seen wuss,’ ses Bob. “‘Going in for the Flower Show, Bob?’ ses Henery, with a wink at us. “‘O’ course I am,’ ses Bob, ’olding ’is ’ead up; ‘my marigolds ought to pull me through,’ he ses.