England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“It come about in this way: Him and old Sam Small and Peter Russet ’ad
been paid off from their ship and was ’aving a very ’appy, pleasant
time ashore. They was careful men in a way, and they ’ad taken a room
down East India Road way, and paid up the rent for a month. It came
cheaper than a lodging-’ouse, besides being a bit more private and
respectable, a thing old Sam was always very pertickler about.
“They ’ad been ashore about three weeks when one day old Sam and Peter
went off alone becos Ginger said ’e wasn’t going with ’em. He said a
lot more things, too; ’ow ’e was going to see wot it felt like to be in
bed without ’aving a fat old man groaning ’is ’eart out and another one
knocking on the mantelpiece all night with twopence and wanting to know
why he wasn’t being served.
“Ginger Dick fell into a quiet sleep arter they’d gone; then ’e woke up
and ’ad a sip from the water-jug—he’d ’a had more, only somebody ’ad
dropped the soap in it—and then dozed off agin. It was late in the
afternoon when ’e woke, and then ’e see Sam and Peter Russet standing
by the side o’ the bed looking at ’im.
“‘Where’ve you been?’ ses Ginger, stretching hisself and yawning.
“‘Bisness,’ ses Sam, sitting down an’ looking very important. ‘While
you’ve been laying on your back all day me an’ Peter Russet ’as been
doing a little ’ead-work.’
“‘Oh!’ ses Ginger. ‘Wot with?’
“Sam coughed and Peter began to whistle, an’ Ginger he laid still and
smiled up at the ceiling, and began to feel good-tempered agin.
“‘Well, wot’s the business?’ he ses, at last.
“Sam looked at Peter, but Peter shook ’is ’ead at him.
“It’s just a little bit o’ bisness we ’appened to drop on,’ ses Sam, at
last, ‘me an’ Peter, and I think that, with luck and management, we’re
in a fair way to make our fortunes. Peter, ’ere, ain’t given to looking
on the cheerful side o’ things, but ’e thinks so, too.’
“‘I do,’ ses Peter, ‘but it won’t be managed right if you go blabbing
it to everybody.’
“‘We must ’ave another man in it, Peter,’ ses Sam; ‘and, wot’s more, ’e
must ’ave ginger-coloured ’air. That being so, it’s only right and
proper that our dear old pal Ginger should ’ave the fust offer.’
“It wasn’t often that Sam was so affeckshunate, and Ginger couldn’t
make it out at all. Ever since ’e’d known ’im the old man ’ad been full
o’ plans o’ making money without earning it. Stupid plans they was,
too, but the stupider they was the more old Sam liked ’em.
“‘Well, wot is it?’ asks Ginger, agin.
“Old Sam walked over to the door and shut it; then ’e sat down on the
bed and spoke low so that Ginger could hardly ’ear ’im.
“‘A little public-’ouse,’ he ses, ‘to say nothing of ’ouse property,
and a red-’aired old landlady wot’s a widder. As nice a old lady as any
one could wish for, for a mother.’
“‘For a mother!’ ses Ginger, staring.
“‘And a lovely barmaid with blue eyes and yellow ’air, wot ’ud be the
red-’edded man’s cousin,’ ses Peter Russet.
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