Lightnin': After the Play of the Same Name by Winchell Smith and Frank BaconBacon, Frank
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Lightnin': After the Play of the Same Name by Winchell Smith and Frank Bacon
Bacon, Frank
California -- Fiction; Hotels -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Nevada -- Fiction
"Please sit right here, Mr. Jones!" he insisted, with an easy,
flattering smile. "Where did you disappear to after supper? I've been
looking all over for you. I want to hear some more of those famous
stories of yours! Tell me how to get him started, Miss Buckley," he
added, with mock appeal and turning his dazzling smile on Millie.
"Oh, daddy just starts himself!" she answered, laughing.
Bill dropped into the chair and crossed his legs. Gingerly he took the
cigar Thomas offered him.
"I want to hear about some of your experiences in the Civil War," Thomas
urged. "Why, I have heard that you were in most of the big battles!"
Bill glanced at his smiling questioner with an odd look. With great
deliberation he bit off the end of the cigar. "I was in all them battles
but two," he said, finally, holding up the cigar and subjecting it to a
minute inspection.
"Yes?" Thomas encouraged. "Allow me to light the cigar, Mr. Jones!"
Bill gave him a quizzical glance at this unusual attention, a glance
that apparently was quite lost on Thomas.
"Sure. All but two," said Bill, taking a long pull at the cigar. "I was
in Washington on private business when them two was goin' on. I was
greatly disappointed."
"I can imagine so!" exclaimed Thomas.
"You can imagine a lot o' things, can't you?" said Bill, unexpectedly.
"I often imagine I never saw some people. It makes you feel better. But
about them battles. Ye know Grant 'd never won the battle of Lookout
Mountain if it hadn't been for me--"
"Indeed!" cried Thomas, in a tone of pleasant surprise.
"Nope. I was the only man he would let look out."
Thomas laughed effusively and gently tapped Bill on the back. "Capital!"
he exclaimed. "You must tell me some more later on. And you've got to
come to town with me some time, Mr. Jones. But"--and for a moment he
turned his brilliant smile on Millie and Mrs. Jones--"I've been
thinking ever since supper of that great idea of yours about turning
this place into a hotel for the broken-hearted. Really, I've given much
serious thought to it, as I was telling your wife just before you and
Miss Buckley joined us. I am so interested in you all that I hate to act
like a damper, but I have very grave doubts about it being a paying
proposition. And then I fear none of you have taken into consideration
the vast amount of work, preparation, and alteration the scheme will
entail. Now, as you are doing this to--er--well, to improve the
financial yield of the establishment--you have flattered me by deeming
me worthy of your confidence, Mrs. Jones, so perhaps I need not hesitate
over words--it seems to me that we might find some other and easier way
of accomplishing the desired object--"
"Hello, Lem! Come an' set down," called Bill, calmly interrupting the
above flow of words and addressing a tall, rather impressive and
distinguished-looking man of about forty who had come up the veranda
steps.
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