Lightning Express : $b or, The rival academies — John Shaqi
Lightning Express : $b or, The rival academiesOptic, Oliver
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Optic, Oliver
Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Railroad stories
“There is no motion before the stockholders!” roared Tommy, hammering
the desk vigorously with his gavel, for he was a model presiding
officer, and would no more have served in this capacity without a gavel
than he would have gone to meeting without a coat.
“Mr. President, I made a motion,” said Barnscott.
“So did I,” added Wetherstane.
“Neither of them is before the house. Gentlemen, you interrupt the
company’s business by your disorder. I insist that the proceedings
be conducted with parliamentary propriety.” Tommy had been to the
legislature with his father when the charter was obtained, and indulged
in technical phrases which all the students did not fully comprehend.
“I move you--”
“Order!” screamed Tommy, at the top of his lungs, and as savage as a
yellow wasp.
“I move you--”
“Order!” repeated the vigorous president, indicating each of the movers
by pointing at them with his gavel. “Take your seat, Barnscott! Sit
down, Wetherstane! This business shall be done in an orderly manner, or
not at all;” and Tommy swelled up till he was as big as the presiding
officer of the Senate of the United States.
“I thought this was a free country, and that the stockholders of the
Lake Shore Railroad had a right to speak in the meetings,” growled the
irrepressible Barnscott.
“Sit down!” thundered Tommy.
“I have a certificate for ten shares; and that gives me the right to
speak and to vote in this meeting,” added the indignant Wetherstane.
“Take your seat, or I will have you put out of the hall!” yelled the
president.
“I’ll sell my stock to any fellow that wants it for a stick of molasses
candy,” continued the wrathy Barnscott. “What is the use of owning
stock if you are to be muzzled like a mad dog?”
“Shall we have order, or not?” cried the president, disgusted with the
irregular proceedings of the turbulent stockholders.
“Order! Order!” shouted a respectable majority of the assembly.
Tommy was evidently out of breath, and disposed to resort to
disagreeable measures. The meeting was held in the chapel of the
Institute, and the principal, if not the major, was within calling
distance. Rather than have a lecture from either of them, the violent
makers of motions subsided for a time, and permitted the president to
do the lecturing. Tommy took a swallow of water from a tumbler on the
desk, and then looked majestically around the room, as if to satisfy
himself that no further disorder was intended, and that the turbulent
ones were disposed to listen to his remarks.
“Gentlemen, order is Heaven’s first law, and it must be the first law
of the Lake Shore Railroad Company, especially in a meeting of its
stockholders,” Tommy began, and then paused, looking as solemn as an
owl at noonday, to note the effect of his impressive words.
As no one objected to this proposition, Tommy took another swallow of
cold water, and proceeded with his remarks.
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