Lights and Shadows of New York Life: or, the Sights and Sensations of the Great CityMcCabe, James Dabney
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Lights and Shadows of New York Life: or, the Sights and Sensations of the Great City
McCabe, James Dabney
New York (N.Y.) -- Description and travel; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
If the wedding be at Grace Church, Brown, "the great sexton" is in
charge. A wedding over which he presides is sure to be a great success.
A wonderful man is Brown. No account of New York society would be
complete without a few words about Brown. He has been sexton of Grace
Church ever since the oldest inhabitant can remember, and those familiar
with the matter are sorely puzzled to know what the church will do when
Brown is gathered to his fathers. The congregation would sooner part
with the best Rector they have ever had than give up Brown. A certain
Rector did once try to compel him to resign his post because he, the
Rector, did not fancy Brown's ways, which he said were hardly consistent
with the reverence due the house of God. The congregation, however, were
aghast at the prospect of losing Brown, and plainly gave the Rector to
understand that he must not interfere with the sexton. Never mind about
his want of reverence. The Rector's business was to look after the
religious part of the congregation, while Brown superintended the secular
affairs of that fashionable corporation. They had use for the Rector
only on Sunday; but Brown they looked up to every day in the week. The
Rector meekly subsided, and Brown forgave him.
A very lucky man is Brown, and very far from being a fool. There is no
sharper, shrewder man in New York, and no one who estimates his customers
more correctly. He puts a high price on his services, and is said to
have accumulated a handsome fortune, popularly estimated at about
$300,000. Fat and sleek, and smooth of tongue, he can be a very despot
when he chooses. He keeps a list of the fashionable young men of the
city, who find it to their interest to be on good terms with him, since
they are mainly dependent upon him for their invitations. Report says
that, like a certain great statesman, Brown is not averse to receiving a
small present now and then as a reminder of the gratitude of the
recipients of his favors.
Brown is sixty years old, but time has dealt lightly with him, and he is
still hale and hearty. He knows all the gossip of New York for thirty
years back, but also knows how to hold his tongue. To see him in his
glory, one should wait until the breaking up of some great party. Then
he takes his stand on the steps of the mansion, and in the most pompous
manner calls the carriages of the guests. There is no chance for sleep
in the neighborhood when the great voice of the "great sexton" is roaring
down the avenue. He takes care that the whole neighborhood shall know
who have honored the entertainment with their presence.
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