English drama -- 20th century; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Guy looked up quickly. "Don't worry about his old age," he said in a
strange harsh voice, very different from the gentle, elaborately
modulated tone in which he generally spoke. "He won't have an old age.
His chances against surviving are about fourteen to three if the war
goes on another year."
"Come," said Roger, "don't let's be pessimistic."
"But I'm not. I assure you, I'm giving you a most rosy view of
George's chance of reaching old age."
It was felt that Guy's remarks had been in poor taste. There was a
silence; eyes floated vaguely and uneasily, trying not to encounter
one another. Roger cracked a nut loudly. When he had sufficiently
relished the situation, Jacobsen changed the subject by remarking:
"That was a fine bit of work by our destroyers this morning, wasn't
it?"
"It did one good to read about it," said Mr. Petherton. "Quite the
Nelson touch."
Roger raised his glass. "Nelson!" he said, and emptied it at a gulp.
"What a man! I am trying to persuade the Headmaster to make Trafalgar
Day a holiday. It is the best way of reminding boys of things of that
sort."
"A curiously untypical Englishman to be a national hero, isn't he?"
said Jacobsen. "So emotional and lacking in Britannic phlegm."
The Reverend Roger looked grave. "There's one thing I've never been
able to understand about Nelson, and that is, how a man who was so
much the soul of honour and of patriotism could have been--er--immoral
with Lady Hamilton. I know people say that it was the custom of the
age, that these things meant nothing then, and so forth; but all the
same, I repeat, I cannot understand how a man who was so intensely a
patriotic Englishman could have done such a thing."
"I fail to see what patriotism has got to do with it," said Guy.
Roger fixed him with his most pedagogic look and said slowly and
gravely, "Then I am sorry for you. I shouldn't have thought it was
necessary to tell an Englishman that purity of morals is a national
tradition: you especially, a public-school man."
"Let us go and have a hundred up at billiards," said Mr. Petherton.
"Roger, will you come? And you, George, and Guy?"
"I'm so incredibly bad," Guy insisted, "I'd really rather not."
"So am I," said Jacobsen.
"Then, Marjorie, you must make the fourth."
The billiard players trooped out; Guy and Jacobsen were left alone,
brooding over the wreckage of dinner. There was a long silence. The
two men sat smoking, Guy sitting in a sagging, crumpled attitude, like
a half-empty sack abandoned on a chair, Jacobsen very upright and
serene.
"Do you find you can suffer fools gladly?" asked Guy abruptly.
"Perfectly gladly."
"I wish I could. The Reverend Roger has a tendency to make my blood
boil."
"But such a good soul," Jacobsen insisted.
"I dare say, but a monster all the same."
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