But that official looked at the clear sky, and thought he would do five
to one in twenties himself. Lusk accommodated him, and then Ogden, and
then me. None of us could very well be stake-holder, but we registered
our bets, and promised to procure an uninterested man by eight next
morning. I have seldom had so much trouble, and I never saw such a
universal search for ready money. Every man we asked to hold stakes
instantly whipped out his own pocketbook, went in search of Lusk, and
disqualified himself. It was Jode helped us out. He would not bet, but
was anxious to serve, and thus punish the bragging Lusk.
Sunday was, as usual, chronically fine, with no cloud or breeze
anywhere, and by the time the church-bells were ringing, ten to one was
freely offered. The biscuit-shooter went to church with her friends, so
she might wear her fine clothes in a worthy place, while her furloughed
husband rushed about Cheyenne, entirely his own old self again, his wad
of money staked and in Jode's keeping. Many citizens bitterly lamented
their lack of ready money. But it was a good thing for these people that
it was Sunday, and the banks closed.
The church-bells ceased; the congregations sat inside, but outside
the hot town showed no Sunday emptiness or quiet. The metal tube,
the possible smell, Jode's sustained and haughty indignation, the
extraordinary assurance of Lusk, all this had ended by turning every one
restless and eccentric. A citizen came down the street with an umbrella.
In a moment the by-standers had reduced it to a sordid tangle of ribs.
Old Judge Burrage attempted to address us at the corner about the vast
progress of science. The postmaster pinned a card on his back with the
well-known legend, “I am somewhat of a liar myself.” And all the while
the sun shone high and hot, while Jode grew quieter and colder under the
certainty of victory. It was after twelve o'clock when the people came
from church, and no change or sign was to be seen. Jode told us, with
a chill smile, that he had visited his instruments and found no new
indications. Fifteen minutes after that the sky was brown. Sudden,
padded, dropsical clouds were born in the blue above our heads. They
blackened, and a smart shower, the first in two months, wet us all,
and ceased. The sun blazed out, and the sky came blue again, like those
rapid, unconvincing weather changes of the drama.
Amazement at what I saw happening in the heavens took me from things
on earth, and I was unaware of the universal fit that now seized
upon Cheyenne until I heard the high cry of Jode at my ear. His usual
punctilious bearing had forsaken him, and he shouted alike to stranger
and acquaintance: “It is no half-inch, sir! Don't you tell me”' And the
crowd would swallow him, but you could mark his vociferous course as
he went proclaiming to the world. “A failure, sir! The fellow's an
impostor, as I well knew. It's no half-inch!” Which was true.
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