Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“I protested that the fee was fixed in advance; that Scott was perfectly
satisfied, and had so expressed himself. ‘That may be,’ retorted
Lincoln, with a look of distress and of undisguised displeasure, ‘but I
am not satisfied. This is positively wrong. Go, call him back and return
half the money at least, or I will not receive one cent of it for my
share.’
“I did go, and Scott was astonished when I handed back half the fee.
“This conversation had attracted the attention of the lawyers and
the court. Judge David Davis, then on our circuit bench (afterwards
Associate Justice on the United States Supreme bench), called Lincoln to
him. The Judge never could whisper, but in this instance he probably
did his best. At all events, in attempting to whisper to Lincoln he
trumpeted his rebuke in about these words, and in rasping tones that
could be heard all over the court-room: ‘Lincoln, I have been watching
you and Lamon. You are impoverishing this bar by your picayune charges
of fees, and the lawyers have reason to complain of you. You are now
almost as poor as Lazarus, and if you don’t make people pay you more for
your services you will die as poor as Job’s turkey!’
“Judge O. L. Davis, the leading lawyer in that part of the State,
promptly applauded this malediction from the bench; but Lincoln was
immovable.
“‘That money,’ said he, ‘comes out of the pocket of a poor, demented
girl, and I would rather starve than swindle her in this manner.’”
DON’T AIM TOO HIGH.
“Billy, don’t shoot too high--aim lower, and the common people will
understand you,” Lincoln once said to a brother lawyer.
“They are the ones you want to reach--at least, they are the ones you
ought to reach.
“The educated and refined people will understand you, anyway. If you aim
too high, your idea will go over the heads of the masses, and only hit
those who need no hitting.”
NOT MUCH AT RAIL-SPLITTING.
One who afterward became one of Lincoln’s most devoted friends and
adherents tells this story regarding the manner in which Lincoln
received him when they met for the first time:
“After a comical survey of my fashionable toggery,--my swallow-tail
coat, white neck-cloth, and ruffled shirt (an astonishing outfit for a
young limb of the law in that settlement), Lincoln said:
“‘Going to try your hand at the law, are you? I should know at a glance
that you were a Virginian; but I don’t think you would succeed at
splitting rails. That was my occupation at your age, and I don’t think I
have taken as much pleasure in anything else from that day to this.’”
GAVE THE SOLDIER THE PREFERENCE.
July 27th, 1863, Lincoln wrote the Postmaster-General:
“Yesterday little indorsements of mine went to you in two cases of
postmasterships, sought for widows whose husbands have fallen in the
battles of this war.
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