Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“Mr. Lincoln tried to have Dan released on bail, but Ben Boyle’s family
and friends declared the wounded man would die, and feeling had grown so
bitter that the judge would not grant any bail. So the case was changed
to Marshall county, but as Ben finally recovered it was dismissed.”
THOUGHT OF LEARNING A TRADE.
Lincoln at one time thought seriously of learning the blacksmith’s
trade. He was without means, and felt the immediate necessity of
undertaking some business that would give him bread. While entertaining
this project an event occurred which, in his undetermined state of mind,
seemed to open a way to success in another quarter.
Reuben Radford, keeper of a small store in the village of New Salem, had
incurred the displeasure of the “Clary Grove Boys,” who exercised their
“regulating” prerogatives by irregularly breaking his windows. William
G. Greene, a friend of young Lincoln, riding by Radford’s store soon
afterward, was hailed by him, and told that he intended to sell out.
Mr. Greene went into the store, and offered him at random $400 for his
stock, which offer was immediately accepted.
Lincoln “happened in” the next day, and being familiar with the value of
the goods, Mr. Greene proposed to him to take an inventory of the stock,
to see what sort of a bargain he had made. This he did, and it was found
that the goods were worth $600.
Lincoln then made an offer of $125 for his bargain, with the proposition
that he and a man named Berry, as his partner, take over Greene’s notes
given to Radford. Mr. Greene agreed to the arrangement, but Radford
declined it, except on condition that Greene would be their security.
Greene at last assented.
Lincoln was not afraid of the “Clary Grove Boys”; on the contrary,
they had been his most ardent friends since the time he thrashed “Jack”
Armstrong, champion bully of “The Grove”--but their custom was not
heavy.
The business soon became a wreck; Greene had to not only assist in
closing it up, but pay Radford’s notes as well. Lincoln afterwards spoke
of these notes, which he finally made good to Greene, as “the National
Debt.”
LINCOLN DEFENDS FIFTEEN MRS. NATIONS.
When Lincoln’s sympathies were enlisted in any cause, he worked like a
giant to win. At one time (about 1855) he was in attendance upon court
at the little town of Clinton, Ill., and one of the cases on the docket
was where fifteen women from a neighboring village were defendants, they
having been indicted for trespass. Their offense, as duly set forth in
the indictment, was that of swooping down upon one Tanner, the keeper
of a saloon in the village, and knocking in the heads of his barrels.
Lincoln was not employed in the case, but sat watching the trial as it
proceeded.
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