Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
In defending the ladies, their attorney seemed to evince a little want
of tact, and this prompted one of the former to invite Mr. Lincoln to
add a few words to the jury, if he thought he could aid their cause. He
was too gallant to refuse, and their attorney having consented, he made
use of the following argument:
“In this case I would change the order of indictment and have it read
The State vs. Mr. Whiskey, instead of The State vs. The Ladies; and
touching these there are three laws: the law of self-protection; the law
of the land, or statute law; and the moral law, or law of God.
“First the law of self-protection is a law of necessity, as evinced by
our forefathers in casting the tea overboard and asserting their right
to the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness: In this case it is the
only defense the Ladies have, for Tanner neither feared God nor regarded
man.
“Second, the law of the land, or statute law, and Tanner is recreant to
both.
“Third, the moral law, or law of God, and this is probably a law for the
violation of which the jury can fix no punishment.”
Lincoln gave some of his own observations on the ruinous effects of
whiskey in society, and demanded its early suppression.
After he had concluded, the Court, without awaiting the return of the
jury, dismissed the ladies, saying:
“Ladies, go home. I will require no bond of you, and if any fine is ever
wanted of you, we will let you know.”
AVOIDED EVEN APPEARANCE OF EVIL
Frank W. Tracy, President of the First National Bank of Springfield,
tells a story illustrative of two traits in Mr. Lincoln’s character.
Shortly after the National banking law went into effect the First
National of Springield was chartered, and Mr. Tracy wrote to Mr.
Lincoln, with whom he was well acquainted in a business way, and
tendered him an opportunity to subscribe for some of the stock.
In reply to the kindly offer Mr. Lincoln wrote, thanking Mr. Tracy,
but at the same time declining to subscribe. He said he recognized that
stock in a good National bank would be a good thing to hold, but he did
not feel that he ought, as President, profit from a law which had been
passed under his administration.
“He seemed to wish to avoid even the appearance of evil,” said Mr.
Tracy, in telling of the incident. “And so the act proved both his
unvarying probity and his unfailing policy.”
WAR DIDN’T ADMIT OF HOLIDAYS.
Lincoln wrote a letter on October 2d, 1862, in which he observed:
“I sincerely wish war was a pleasanter and easier business than it is,
but it does not admit of holidays.”
“NEUTRALITY.”
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