But Florian, for his part, was provokingly cool. “All A is A,” he said,
calmly, with irresistible logic—“and every cow-girl’s a cow-girl. I’ll
call her a boutrophista, or a neat-herding Phyllis, if it gives you any
pleasure. That’s neither here nor there. The point’s just this—You mean
the girl no harm: then what the deuce _do_ you mean? Are you going to
marry her?”
“No; certainly not,” Will answered. She was a very nice girl, and he
loved to talk with her—there was something so sweetly unsophisticated
in her ways that she charmed and attracted him. But marry her? No; the
very word surprised him; he had never even dreamt of it. In the first
place (though as yet he hadn’t as much as thought about that), he had
nothing to marry upon. And in the second place, if he had, could he take
a Tyrolese milkmaid fresh from the cowsheds in his tow to London, and
present her to his friends as Mrs Will Deverill?
“Then what the deuce _do_ you mean?” Florian repeated, persistently. His
sound common-sense, when he chose to let it loose from his veneer of
affectation, was no mean commodity.
Thus driven to bay, Will was forced to reply with a somewhat sheepish
air, “I don’t know that I mean anything. I’ve never tried to formulate
my state of mind to myself. She’s a very nice girl . . . for her class
and sort . . . and I like to talk to her.”
“And when you talk to her, you like to hold her hand and lean forward
like this, and stare with all your eyes, and look for all the world as
if you wanted to devour her! Oh yes; I’ve seen you. No, no, Will, it
won’t do; I’ve been there myself, and I know all about it. Looking at
the matter impartially, as a man of the world”—and Florian, drawing
himself up, assumed automatically, as those words rolled out, his most
magisterial attitude—“what I’m really afraid of is that you’ll get
gradually dragged into this rustic syren’s vortex, and be swallowed up
before you know it in the treacherous sea of matrimony. However, _you_
don’t believe that, and I know enough of the world to know very well
it’s no use, therefore, arguing out that aspect of the case with you. No
fellow will ever believe _he_ can be such a fool—till he catches
himself in church face to face at last with the awful reality. I prefer,
accordingly, to go on the other tack with you. If you don’t mean to
marry the girl, then, whether you know it or not, you mean no good to
her. I dare say you’ve got all sorts of conventional notions in your
head—which, thank heaven, I don’t share—about honour and so forth
. . . how a cow-girl’s virtue—I beg your pardon, a boutrophista’s, or a
neat-herding Phyllis’s—is as sacred at your hands as the eldest
daughter’s of a hundred marquises. But that’s neither here nor there. If
you don’t _marry_ the girl, and you don’t _ruin_ the girl, there’s only
one thing left possible—you must break the girl’s heart for her.
Between ourselves, being, I flatter myself, a tolerable psychologist, I
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