American literature -- History and criticism; Authors; English literature -- History and criticism
Quin had a misunderstanding with Rich, the manager of Covent Garden
Theatre, which resulted in the former leaving in an unceremonious manner.
He soon regretted the step that he had taken, and wrote to his old friend
and manager:--
"I am at Bath.
Quin."
Rich did not deem such a letter a sufficient apology for his unwarrantable
conduct, and thus replied to it:--
"Stay there and be hanged.
Rich."
The Rev. Sydney Smith, in answer to a friend who had forwarded a letter
asking him to sit for his portrait, to be executed by Landseer, the
gifted painter, whose pictures of dogs made him famous, sent the following
reply:--
"Is thy servant a dog that he should do this thing?"
Genial Charles Lamb wrote an amusing letter to Haydon, the artist, in
answer to an invitation to pay him a visit. The odd address of Haydon was
the cause of the note, which ran as follows:--
"My dear Haydon,--I will come, with pleasure, to 22, Lisson Grove,
North, at Rossi's, half-way up, right hand side, if I can find it.
Yours,
C. Lamb."
"20, Russell Court,
Covent Garden, East,
Half-way up, next the corner,
Left-hand side."
A lady named Morris, of Plymouth, is recorded to have been the first of
her sex to venture under water in a diving bell.
She had wit as well as courage, and wrote to her father a rhyming epistle,
saying:--
"From a belle, my dear father, you've oft had a line,
But not from a bell under water;
Just now I can only assure you I'm thine,
Your diving and dutiful daughter."
Frank Smedley, the author of "Frank Fairleigh," addressed to a lady friend
the following letter in verse:--
"To Mrs. G. H. Virtue."
"Thou better half of Virtue, gentle friend,
Fairly to thee, I, Fairleigh, greeting send;
Frankly I give what frankly you desire;
You thus Frank Fairleigh's autograph acquire.
To make assurance doubly sure, this medley
Of Franks and Fairleighs this I sign--
Frank Smedley."
A famous sporting character, named Captain O'Byrne, laid a wager about
Admiral Payne, and wrote to him as follows:--
"Dear Payne,--Pray, were you bread to the sea?"
The witty Admiral made reply:--
"Dear O'Byrne,--No; but the sea was bread to me."
It is said that King Charles the Second received the following letter:--
"King Charles,--One of your subjects the other night robbed me of £40,
for which I robbed another of the same sum, who has inhumanly sent me
to Newgate, and he vows I shall be hanged; therefore, for your own
sake, save my life, or you will lose one of the best seamen in your
navy.
Jack Skifton."
His Majesty promptly answered the letter:--
"Jack Skifton,--For this time I'll save thee from the gallows, but if
hereafter thou art guilty of the like, I'll have thee hanged, though
the best seaman in my navy.
Charles Rex."
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