Little Citizens: The Humours of School Life — John Shaqi
Little Citizens: The Humours of School LifeKelly, Myra
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Little Citizens: The Humours of School Life
Kelly, Myra
Short stories; Students -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"No ma'an--no sir," they faltered. "On'y that's the feeling what she
had. Und so you go away now 'out seeing Teacher, me und the other
fellows we gives you FIVE cents."
The cabinet drew near to hear the answer to this suggestion. It puzzled
them, for--
"Now, look here, boy," said Doctor Ingraham, "you'd better go home and
get to bed. You aren't well."
Morris conferred with his colleagues and returned with:
"We gives you SEVEN cents so you go home now 'out seeing Teacher. A
nickel und two pennies so you go _now_. Und say, Miss Blake could
to go by your side. She has kind feelings over you."
"Nonsense," said the man. "When will your teacher be down?"
"She ain't coming at all. She has no more feelings. So you goes now
we gives you a dime and a penny. ELEVEN cents. We ain't got it; on'y
we _could_ to get. Teacher gives me all times pennies."
Just as the stranger was wondering how much of truth these extraordinary
children knew, Teacher, calm-eyed and unruffled, appeared upon the
scene. She said, as she generally did:
"Doctor Ingraham! Who would have thought to find you here!" And then,
"Are you talking to my little people? They are the cleverest little
things, and such friends of mine. Morris here and I are the greatest
of cronies."
Teacher's manner, as she began her greeting, was serene and bright,
but a gloomy, even a morose, glance from Doctor Ingraham's cold blue
eye quite changed her. His voice too, considered as the voice of love,
sounded sulkily as he said:
"So it seems. He has given me an answer which you refused me."
"How generous of Morris and how thoughtful! He's always trying to save
me trouble. And the question, now, to which the answer belonged. May
one know that?"
"You know it well enough," with a glance up and down the deserted
alley, for even Patrick had realized that discretion is the better
part of statesmanship.
"Oh _that_" said Teacher. "And Morris's answer?"
"No."
"They really are the cleverest children."
"Little brutes! I can't think why you come down here every day. The
brats aren't in the least grateful."
"But they are. They think me perfection."
"That is the contagion of mental states."
"And they're not fond of you."
"That's it again, I suppose." And, as Teacher made no sign of having
heard, he went on: "Tea, do you know, is a dreadful bore."
"Of course, but cold tea is worse. And the cakes are so shattered
towards the end. Come."
"I've changed my mind. I'm not going. I'm tired of this sort of thing.
Answer me now."
"But the children," faltered Teacher. "I should miss them so."
At this sign of weakening Doctor Ingraham favoured the queer old street
with a tableau to which it long had been a stranger. And the cabinet,
creeping back to reconnoitre, immediately guessed the worst. Said
Morris:
"She's lovin' mit him und he's loving mit her. They've got loving
looks. I had once a auntie--"
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