Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II
General
Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II
American wit and humor
[Page 96.]
The Battle of Lake Erie, of which our Artist presents a
spirited engraving, copied from the original painting, by
Hannibal Carracci, in the possession of J. P. Haven, Esq., was
fought in 1836, on Chesapeake Bay, between the U. S. frigates
_Constitution_ and _Guerriere_ and the British troops, under
General Putnam. Our glorious flag, there as everywhere, was
victorious, and "Long may it wave, o'er the land of the free,
and the home of _the slave_."
[Illustration: Fearful accident on the Camden and Amboy
Railroad!! Terrible loss of life!!!]
[Illustration: View of the City of San Diego, by Sir Benjamin
West.]
[Illustration: Interview between Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe and
the Duchess of Sutherland, from a group of Statuary, by Clarke
Mills.]
[Illustration: Bank Account of J. Phoenix, Esq., at Adams and
Company, Bankers, San Francisco, California.]
[Illustration: Gas Works, San Diego _Herald_ office.]
[Illustration: Steamer Goliah.]
[Illustration: View of a California Ranch.--Landseer.]
[Illustration: Shell of an oyster once eaten by General
Washington; showing the General's manner of opening oysters.]
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Phoenix, Office of the San Diego _Herald_.
SUSAN SIMPSON
Sudden swallows swiftly skimming,
Sunset's slowly spreading shade,
Silvery songsters sweetly singing,
Summer's soothing serenade.
Susan Simpson strolled sedately,
Stifling sobs, suppressing sighs.
Seeing Stephen Slocum, stately
She stopped, showing some surprise.
"Say," said Stephen, "sweetest sigher;
Say, shall Stephen spouseless stay?"
Susan, seeming somewhat shier,
Showed submissiveness straightway.
Summer's season slowly stretches,
Susan Simpson Slocum she--
So she signed some simple sketches--
Soul sought soul successfully.
Six Septembers Susan swelters;
Six sharp seasons snow supplies;
Susan's satin sofa shelters
Six small Slocums side by side.
MARY MAPES DODGE
MISS MALONY ON THE CHINESE QUESTION
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