Little rays of moonshineHerbert, A. P. (Alan Patrick)
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Little rays of moonshine
Herbert, A. P. (Alan Patrick)
English essays -- 20th century; English wit and humor
Here is a perfect lyric I have written. It is called, quite simply,
_Evening_:--
Sunshine in the forest,
Blossom on the tree,
And all the brave birds singing
For you--and me.
Kisses in the sunshine,
Laughter in the dew,
And all the brave world singing
For me--and you.
I see now that the dew has got into the second verse, so it had better
be called quite simply “The Dawn.”
You notice the artistic parallelism of this lyric; I mean, “The brave
birds singing” in one verse and “The brave _world_ singing” in the
next, That is a tip I got from Hebrew poetry, especially the Psalms:
“One day telleth another; and one night certifieth another,” and so on.
It is a useful trick to remember, and is employed freely by many modern
writers, the author of “The King’s Regulations,” for example, who in
Regulation 1680 has the fine line:--
“Disembarkations are carried out in a similar manner to embarkations.”
That goes well to the Chant in C major by Mr. P. Humphreys.
But I am wandering. It is becoming clear to me now that I shall not
have time to do Blank Verse or Hymns (Ancient and Modern) in this
lecture, after all, so I will give you a rough outline of that special
kind of lyric, the Topical Song. All that is required for this class of
work is a good refrain or central idea; when you have got that, you
see how many topics you can tack on to it. But if you can tack on Mr.
Winston Churchill you need not bother about the others.
Our central idea will be “Rations,” and the song will be called “Heaps
and Heaps”:--
Now Jimmy Brown
(always begin like that)
Now Jimmy Brown
He went to town,
But all the people said,
“We’re rationed in our jam, you know,
Likewise our cheese and bread;
But we’ve lot of politicians
And Ministers galore,
We’ve got enough of them and, gee!
We don’t want any more.”
_Chorus._
We’ve had heaps and heaps and heaps of Mr. SMILLIE
(Loud cheers);
We’ve had heaps and heaps and heaps of our M.P.
(Significant chuckles);
At political carouses
We’ve had heaps of (paper) houses
But though we WAIT, no houses do we SEE (Bitter
laughter).
The khaki-boys were good enough for fighting,
But now we hear the khaki-coat is barred;
If they ration us in Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL,
Why, anyone may have my ration-card! (Uproar.)
All you have to do now is to work in some more topics. I don’t think I
shall do any more now. The truth is, that that verse has rather taken
it out of me.
I feel all barren.
The Book of Jonah
(_As almost any modern Irishman would have written it_)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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