Liverpool a few years since: by an old stagerAspinall, James
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Liverpool a few years since: by an old stager
Aspinall, James
Liverpool (England) -- Biography; Liverpool (England) -- History
In Queen-square lived another family, called, with a different spelling,
Roe, and of most respectable standing were they, among the substantial
old stagers of the town. In the same locality resided Colonel Graham,
and also another party upon whom we must bestow a somewhat longer notice.
This was Mr. John Shaw, commonly called Jack Shaw, a man of immense
wealth and intense vulgarity. Never was there such a sacrifice to the
golden calf as that betrayed, not simply by the elevation of such a
person to the highest municipal honours, and the civic chair, but in
giving him an influence which he held undisturbed for years. He was
positively known by the sobriquet of “the King of the Council,” or “King
Jack.” His grammar was truly _à la_ Malaprop. On one occasion we
recollect hearing him, when wishing to be fine, call the old constables
his “mermaids,” instead of his “myrmidons.” At another time, when he was
sitting on the bench, the Town-clerk observed to him that a sentence
which he was about to pass would be contrary to the Act of Parliament,
when the magisterial despot silenced his functionary by retorting, “D—
your Acts of Parliament. What cares I for your Acts of Parliament?” He
had a habit also of invariably pronouncing the word “digest” as if it
were “disgust.” One day, at his own table, he had a waggish friend of
his, Carruthers, dining with him. The fish was not very good, as Jack
always dealt in the cheapest market. Carruthers rather turned up his
nose at the savour, but his host fell to with the greatest vigour,
observing, “Oh, I can disgust anything.” “Yes, by —, that you can,”
exclaimed C., with a roaring laugh. Presently, however, Jack paid him
off, as he thought, with compound interest. “Carruthers, my boy, how
many shirts a week do you wear?” said he. “One every day, and sometimes
more,” was the answer. “Why, man,” was Jack’s rejoinder, “what a dirty
hide you must have. One serves me a fortnight.” Such were the municipal
pleasantries of the municipal monarch of his day. We believe that it was
the same worthy potentate who once threatened to “_slat_ an inkstand at
the head of a Jew, who was a witness before him, if he did not tell him
what his Christian name was,” and he would have said the same thing to a
Turk or a Hindoo.
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