Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 1
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Thus we see there is better cheer with big, tall women than with little
ones, were it only for the noble grace and majesty, which they do
own. For in this matter are these qualities as much called for and as
attractive as in other exploits and exercises,—neither more nor less
for example than in horsemanship. Wherein the riding of a tall and
noble charger of blood is an hundred fold more agreeable and pleasant
than is that of a little pony, and doth give more enjoyment by far to
the cavalier. Albeit must the same be a good rider, and carry himself
well, and show much more strength and address. In similar wise must a
man carry himself toward fine, tall women; for that such as be of this
stature are wont to have a higher-stepping gait than others, and will
full often make riders slip their stirrup, nay! even lose their saddle
altogether, as I have heard some tell which have essayed to mount them.
In which case do they straight make boast and great mockery, whenas
they have unseated them and thrown them flat. So have I been told of a
certain lady of the good town of Paris, the which, the first time her
lover did stay with her, said to him frankly: “Embrace me with a will,
and clip me tight to you as well as ever you can; and ride boldly, for
I am high-paced,—so beware of a fall. So for your part spare me not; I
am strong enough and expert enough to bear your assaults, be they as
fierce as they may. For indeed, if you spare me, will I not spare you.
A good ball deserveth a good return.” But insooth the lady did win the
match.
Thus must a man take good heed to his behaviour with suchlike bold,
merry, stalwart, fleshly and well-built dames; and though truly the
superabundant heat that is in them doth give great contentment, yet
will they at times be overpressing by reason of their excessive
passionateness. However, as the proverb saith: _There be good hinds of
all sizes_, so likewise are there little, dwarfish women which have
action, grace and manner in these matters coming very nigh to their
taller sisters,—or mayhap they be fain to copy them,—and as keen for
the fray as they, or even more so, (I would appeal to the masters in
these arts), just as a little horse will curvet every whit as nimbly as
a big one. This bringeth to mind the saying of a worthy husband, who
declared his wife was like divers animals and above all like an ape,
for that when a-bed she would do naught but twist and turn and toss
about.
Sundry reminiscences have beguiled me into this digression. ’Tis time
now to come back again to our original discussion.
Another case. That cruel tyrant Nero[22] did content himself with
the mere putting away of his wife Octavia, daughter of Claudius and
Messalina, for her adultery; and his cruelty stopped thereat.
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