Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
Erotic literature
I wot of a fair and honourable lady,[88*] which did take a serving
maid of hers into great intimacy and high favour and friendship,
even allowing her much intimacy, having trained her well for such
intercourse. So free was she with her mistress that sometimes when she
did see this lady’s husband longtime absent from his house, engaged
either at Court or on some journey, oft would she gaze at her mistress
as she was dressing her, (and she was one of the most beautiful and
lovable women of her day), and presently remark: “Ah, me! is he not
ill-starred, Madam, that husband of yours, to possess so fair a wife,
and yet have to leave her thus all alone so long without ever setting
eyes on her? Doth he not deserve you should cuckold him outright? You
really ought; and if I were as handsome as you, I should do as much to
mine husband, if he tarried so much away.” I leave you to judge if
the lady and mistress of this serving maid did find this a tasty nut
to crack, especially finding as she did shoes all ready to her feet,
whereof she did after make good use, freely employing so handy an
instrument.
Again, there be ladies which do make use of their serving maids to
help them hide their amours and prevent their husbands observing aught
amiss, and do give them charge of their lovers, to keep and hold them
as their own suitors, under this pretext to be able at any time to
say, if the husbands do find them in their wives’ chambers, that they
be there as paying court to such or such an one of their maids. So
under this cloak hath the lady a most excellent means of playing her
game, and the husband know naught at all about it. I knew a very great
Prince indeed which did set him to pay court to a lady of the wardrobe
to a great Princess, solely to find out the secret intrigues of her
mistress, and so the better gain success in that quarter.
I have seen plenty of these tricks played in my lifetime, though not
altogether in the fashion followed by a certain honourable lady of
the world I once knew, which was so fortunate as to be loved of three
brave and gallant gentlemen, one after the other. These on quitting
her, did presently after love and serve a very great lady, whereon
she did very pleasantly and good-humouredly deliver herself to this
effect. ’Twas she, she said, who had so trained and fashioned them by
her excellent lessons, as that coming now into the service of the said
great Princess, they were exceeding well formed and educated. To rise
so high, she declared, ’twas very needful first to serve smaller folk,
in order not to fail with greater; for to arrive at any supreme degree
of skill, a man must needs mount first by small and low degrees, as is
seen in all arts and sciences.
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