Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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This did her great honour. Yet more deserving still was another I have
heard tell of, which was in the train of a great lady. This lady was
married, and being surprised by her husband in her chamber receiving
a little paper note or _billet doux_ from her lover, was right well
succoured by her subordinate. For this last, cleverly intercepting the
note, did swallow down the same at one gulp without making any bones
about it and without the husband perceiving aught, who would have
treated his wife very ill indeed, if he had once seen the inside. This
was a very noble piece of service, and one the great lady was always
grateful for.
On the other hand I wot well of ladies which have found them in evil
case for having overmuch trusted their serving maids, and others again
for not having trusted them at all. I have heard speak of a fair and
honourable lady, who had taken and chose out a gentleman, one of the
bravest, most valiant and well accomplished of all France, to give the
same pleasure and delight of herself. She would never trust any one
of her women, and assignation being given in a friend’s house, it was
concerted and arranged there should be but one bed in the chamber, her
women all sleeping in the antechamber. As settled, so done. And as
there was a cat’s-hole in the door, which they had not remembered or
provided for till the moment, they bethought them to stop this with
a thin board, to the end that if any pushed it down, it would make a
rattle, which they would hear and could take measures accordingly.
One of her women, suspecting a snake in the grass, and angry and hurt
because her mistress had not confided in her, whom she had ever made
her chiefest confidante, and had given many proofs thereof, doth now
make up her mind, so soon as her mistress was to bed, to keep a look
out and listen at the door. She could hear quite well a low murmuring,
yet was sure ’twas not the reading aloud her mistress had for some days
indulged in in bed, with a candle, the better to dissemble what she was
going to do. Just as she was on the tip-toe of curiosity, to know more,
an excellent occasion did present itself most opportunely. For a kitten
happening to come into the room, she and her companions take the animal
and push it through the cat’s-hole into her mistress’ chamber, not of
course without knocking down the board that kept it closed and making
a clatter. At this the pair of lovers, sore startled, did suddenly sit
up in bed, and saw by the light of their candle ’twas only a cat that
had come in and knocked down the board. Wherefore without troubling
more about it, they laid them down again, seeing ’twas now late and
everybody presumably asleep, but never shut to again the cat’s-hole,
leaving the same open for the cat to go out again by, as they did not
care to have it shut up in their room all night long. Seizing so good
an opportunity, the said waiting maid and her companions had a fine
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