Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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Lives of Fair and Gallant Ladies. Vol 2.
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
Erotic literature
I have both known and heard speak of a lady,[135*] so fondly loved
of her Prince, as that for the mighty affection he bare her, he did
plunge her to the neck in all sorts of favours, benefits and honours,
and never another woman was to be compared with her for good fortune.
Natheless was she so enamoured of a certain Lord, she would never quit
him. Then whenas he would remonstrate and declare to her how the Prince
would ruin both of them, “Nay! ’tis all one,” she would answer; “an if
you leave me, I shall ruin myself, for to ruin you along with me. I had
rather be called your concubine than this Prince’s mistress.” Here you
have woman’s caprice surely, and wanton naughtiness to boot! Another
very great lady I have known, a widow, did much the same; for albeit
she was all but adored of a very great nobleman, yet must she needs
have sundry other humbler lovers, so as never to lose an hour of her
time or ever be idle. For indeed one man only cannot be always at work
and afford enough in these matters; and the rule of love is this, that
a passionate woman is not for one stated time, nor yet for one stated
person alone, nor will confine her to one passion,—reminding me of that
dame in the _Cent Nouvelles_ of the Queen of Navarre, which had three
lovers all at once, and was so clever she did contrive to manage them
all three most adroitly.
The beautiful Agnes Sorel, the adored mistress of King Charles VII.,
was suspected by him of having borne a daughter that he thought not to
be his, nor was he ever able to recognize her. And indeed, like mother,
like daughter, was the word, as our Chroniclers do all agree. The same
again did Anne Boleyn, wife of King Henry VIII. of England, whom he did
behead for not being content with him, but giving herself to adultery.
Yet had he chose her for her beauty, and did adore her fondly.
I knew another lady which had been loved by a very honourable
gentleman, but after some while left by him; and one day it happened
that these twain fell to discussing their former loves. The gentleman,
who was for posing as a dashing blade, cried, “Ha! ha! and think you,
you were my only mistress in those days? You will be much surprised
to hear, I had two others all the while, would you not?” To this she
answered on the instant, “You would be yet more surprised, would you
not? to learn you were anything but mine only lover then, for I had
actually three beside you to fall back on.” Thus you see how a good
ship will always have two or three anchors for to ensure its safety
thoroughly.
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