Fantasy literature; London (England) -- Fiction; Witches -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
I am afraid the angry Mayor did not give Harold credit for much
initiative.
"Kissing is such a funny habit, isn't it," said the witch briskly as she
shook Miss Ford's hand. "I wonder who decided in the first place which
forms of contact should express which forms of emotion. I wonder----"
She interrupted herself as her eyes fell on some green sandwiches which
were occupying the third floor of a wicker Eiffel Tower beside Miss
Ford. "Oh how gorgeous," she said. "Do you know, I've only had two meals
in the last two days."
Nobody present had ever been obliged to miss a meal, so this statement
seemed to every one to be a message from another world.
"You must tell us about all your experiences, my dear Miss Watkins,"
said Miss Ford, leading the witch towards a chair by the fire. The witch
sat down suddenly cross-legged on the hearth-rug, leaving her rather
embarrassed hostess in the air, so to speak, towering rigidly above her.
"How d'you mean--experiences?" said the witch, after eating one sandwich
in silent ecstasy. "I was up in the sky last night, talking to a German.
Was that an experience?"
"The sky last night was surely no place for a lady," said Mr. Frere with
rather sour joviality.
"Oh, I know what she means," said Miss MacBee earnestly. "I was up in
the sky last night too----"
"Great Scott," exclaimed the witch. "But----"
"Yes, I was," persisted Miss MacBee. "I lay on the hammock which I have
had slung in my cellar, and shut my eyes, and loosed my spirit, and it
shot upward like a lark released. It detached itself from the common
trammels of the body, yes, my spirit, in shining armour, fought with the
false, cruel spirits of murderers."
"I hadn't got any shining armour," sighed the witch, who had been
looking a little puzzled. "But I had the hell of a wrangle with a Boche
witch who came over. We fought till we fell off our broomsticks, and
then she quoted the _Daily Mail_ at me, and then she fell through a hole
and broke her back over the cross on St. Paul's."
It was Miss MacBee's turn to look puzzled, but she said to Miss Ford:
"My dear, you have brought us a real mystic."
Mr. Frere, though emitting an applauding murmur, leaned back and fixed
his face in the ambiguous expression of one who, while listening with
interest to the conversation of liars, is determined not to appear
deceived.
"How d'you mean--mystic?" asked the witch. "I don't think I can have
made myself clear. Excuse me," she added to Miss Ford, "but this room
smells awfully clever to any one coming in from outside. Do you mind if
I dance a little, to move the air about?"
"We shall be delighted," said Miss Ford indulgently. "Shall I play for
you?"
The witch did not answer; she rose, and as she rose she threw a little
white paper packet into the fire. She danced round the sofa and the
chairs. The floor shook a little, and all her watchers twisted their
necks gravely, like lizards watching an active fly.
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