Fantasy literature; London (England) -- Fiction; Witches -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
The parlour-maid, by appearing in the doorway with an inaudible
announcement, diverted their attention, though she did not interrupt the
witch's exercises.
A very respectable-looking man came in. Darnby Frere, who was a student
of Henry James's works, and therefore constantly made elaborate guesses
on matters that did not concern him, and then forgot them
because--unlike Mr. James's guesses--they were always wrong, gave the
newcomer credit for being perhaps a shopwalker, or perhaps a
South-Eastern and Chatham ticket-collector, but surely a chapel-goer.
At any rate the stranger looked ill at ease, and especially disconcerted
by the sight of the dancing witch.
Miss Ford realised by now that her Wednesday had for some reason gone
mad. She had lost her hold on the reins of that usually dignified
equipage; there was nothing now for her to do but to grip tight and keep
her head.
She therefore concealed her ignorance of her newest guest's identity,
she stiffened her lips and poured out another cup of tea with a
nerveless hand. The stranger took the cup of tea with some relief, and
said: "Thenk you, meddem."
The witch stopped dancing, and stood in front of the newcomer's chair.
"I think yours must be a discouraging job," she said to him. "Getting
people punished for doing things you'd love to do yourself. Oh, awfully
discouraging. And do tell me, there's a little problem that's been on my
mind ever since the war started. I hear that Hindenburg says the German
Army intends to march through London the moment it can brush away the
obstacles in front of it. Have you considered what will happen to the
traffic, because you know Germans on principle march on the wrong side
of the street--indeed everybody in the world does, except the
conscientious British. Think of the knotted convulsions of traffic at
the Bank, with a hundred thousand Boches goose-stepping on the wrong
side of the road--think of poor thin Fleet Street, and the dam that
would occur in Piccadilly Circus. What do you policemen intend to do
about it?"
"I don't know I'm sure, miss," said the newcomer coldly. "It's a long
time since I was on point duty. I'm a plain clothes man, meddem," he
added to Miss Ford. "I'm afraid I'm intruding on your tea-party, owing
to your maid misunderstanding my business. But being 'ere, I 'ope you'll
excuse me stating what I've come for."
"Oh certainly, certainly," said Miss Ford, who was staring vaguely into
the fireplace. A rather fascinating thread of lilac smoke was spinning
itself out of the ashes of the little white paper packet.
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