A chorus of assent greeted him, and he began slowly. "It was really
rather a queer case, as I just said. I dare say the man isn't quite
right mentally. A screw loose somewhere, I should judge. At all
events, he's worked out the theory that everything on earth is nothing
but a gamble, and that Life--and Death--and Immortality--are merely
the biggest gambles of all. His reasoning--he talked to me a whole
evening about it, but I'll try to give it to you in brief, and as near
as I can in his own words--is this: Every man, if he knew for a
certainty that there wasn't any God, would do exactly as he wished;
that is, he'd live a pretty free sort of a life, behave about as he
pleased, and in general have a mighty good time. On the other hand, if
he knew there was a God, he'd probably live as straight as he could
for the pleasure of enjoying eternal bliss, and all that sort of
thing, afterwards, and keeping clear of the sulphur and brimstone. So
there's your gamble, and it's really a very pretty one. Proceed on the
assumption that there is a God, and get along without any fun here, in
the hope of making up for it later when you get your harp and crown;
or else choose the other end of it, go the pace, and when you die, if
you've guessed right and there isn't any Heaven, you're away ahead of
the poor devils who've played close to their chests here. On the other
hand, if you've been unlucky enough to hit it wrong, you're down and
out and bound straight for hell and eternal damnation."
He stopped abruptly amid an attentive silence. Then, as no comment
seemed to be forthcoming, he continued even more slowly. "To me, I
confess the man's way of putting the thing was undeniably interesting.
What I didn't grasp at first was how far the proposition carried you
logically. You fellows who profess not to believe in anything don't
really act out your disbelief, because somehow in the very bottom of
your hearts you feel that there may be a hereafter, and you don't want
to take any chances. That is, not to put it too disagreeably, this
fellow would consider you, in the slang of the track, a lot of cheap
pikers. But suppose you have the courage to follow out his ideas to
the limit, and choose one way or the other. You can't kick. Your
chance is even, and if you're willing to put up all you've got that
there isn't a God, your life becomes nothing but pleasure. Just think
of it. You're no longer bothered by any moral law; you're free to
indulge your passions and your appetites as you please. You can get
drunk every day, if that's your idea of enjoyment, or you can steal
your friend's money, or his wife, or both, provided you don't get
found out. What odds? In place of the groveling worm the preachers
make you out to be, you're Kipling's 'gentleman unafraid,' taking a
gentlemanly gamble with a mythical creator. It's a bold conception of
life; there's no denying it. The man certainly interested me."
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