Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and placesCaruthers, William
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Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places
Caruthers, William
Death Valley (Calif. and Nev.)
“A curious coincidence,” I said. “Two calls for a stop-watch in the same
day away out here.”
“It’s no coincidence,” Charlie said. “Just Joe Volmer. He’s in every day
asking for something he knows I haven’t got.”
After Joe left, Jack Crowley came for his mail. Brown was in the cage
set apart for the post office. He had just received several sheets of
six-cent stamps—twice as many as he needed. “Jack,” he said, “when you
see Joe tell him I’m out of six-cent stamps.” Within an hour Joe shoved
a five dollar bill through the window. “Give me five dollars’ worth of
six-cent stamps,” he ordered. Brown picked up the bill, filled the order
and never again did Joe ask for merchandise not in stock.
Joe sold a claim and decided he needed a refrigerator to keep the beer
cold. So he picked up a Monkey Ward catalogue and ordered a big white
enamel number large enough for a hotel. Joe thought a refrigerator was
just a refrigerator and he strutted around telling everybody. He had to
widen the dugout door and waiting customers were more than eager to help
him get the machine in place. He loaded the shelves and told them to
come back in a couple of hours and cool their innards.
They came with their tongues hanging out. Joe set out the glasses and
passed the bottles. Herman Jones picked one up and shook it. The cork
hit the ceiling. “Hotter’n hell,” Herman said. “What sort of cooler is
that?” He went over and looked. “Gas. You dam’ fool. Nearest gas is
Barstow.”
Until Joe’s death he used the refrigerator to store pots and pans.
Discovered in his dugout in a serious condition, Joe was rushed to Death
Valley Junction 28 miles away, where the Pacific Coast Borax Company
maintained a hospital which was in charge of Dr. Shrum, who was rather
realistic and somewhat cold blooded.
Just as they had gotten Joe in the doctor’s office, another patient was
brought in. Dr. Shrum looked at the new comer and then at Joe. “Take Joe
out,” he ordered. “He’s going to die anyway.”
Joe was wheeled outside and a moment later was dead.
George Williams, a Spanish American war veteran, retired to Shoshone on
a pension of $50. Since food was cheap, George had more money than he
knew what to do with. He kept five burros. He never prospected, but
roamed the country and thought nothing of taking a 300 mile trip across
the roughest terrain in the region. After spending his summers in the
high country, he would return to Shoshone in winter. There he had a five
acre ranch fenced in and a neat cabin.
Every day George would come to the store and buy a pound of chocolates.
“I’ve got a sweet tooth,” he would explain.
Charlie, sure that no one could eat as much chocolate as George bought,
was a bit curious as to what George did with it and trailed him one day
through the mesquite to find George feeding the candy to his burros.
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