Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and placesCaruthers, William
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Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places
Caruthers, William
Death Valley (Calif. and Nev.)
A few moments later the bat-wing doors of Whiskers’ place flew open and
Chris and his bums swarmed in. Chris laid an arm on the bar. “What’ll it
be fellows?” Then he turned to the loafers along the walk “Line up, you
guys and have a drink.”
They did and when the drinks were downed, Chris laid the phony gold
piece on the bar, received his change and with his crowd returned to his
bar. An hour later he was still laughing to himself over the trick he’d
played on Whiskers when his own sawed-off doors flapped open and
Whiskers barged in, followed by his own mob of moochers. Whiskers
ordered for the house and laid down the $20. Chris gulped and gave the
change.
That coin circulated in every store and saloon in Ballarat for more than
a year. Everybody knew it was phony, but accepted it without question
and came to regard it with something akin to affection. Then one day a
gentleman in spats came along and the $20 gold piece left forever.
Billy Heider, a slim, genial fellow who had been a hat salesman in a
smart toggery shop in Los Angeles came not for gold but to escape
alimony. His easy smile masked a stubbornness that nothing could
conquer. “... she got a smart lawyer and dated the Judge,” Billy said.
He hung his bench-made suit on a peg, slipped into overalls, cut off one
sleeve of his tuxedo to cover a canteen, spread the rest on the floor
beside his bed to step on in the morning and so—transition. Eventually
he began to prospect, kept at it for 20 years; found nothing, but he
beat alimony.
Usually mines were “salted” in shaft or tunnel to separate the sucker
from his money, but it remained for a Ballarat woman to find a simpler
way.
Michael Sherlock, known as Sparkplug, because of continual trouble with
that feature of his automobile, gave me her formula: “She owned a claim
in Pleasant Canyon that had a showing of gold. She wanted $10,000 for
it. A rich auto dealer came along to look at it. He was worth at least
$5,000,000. She told him to take his mining engineer and get his own
samples and when he got back she’d have a chicken dinner waiting.
“They got the samples, came down, parked the car in front of her house,
got their bellies full of chicken and went back to the city. A couple of
days later the millionaire was back. Couldn’t get his money into her
hands quick enough. Word went out there would be work enough for all
comers and we figured on boom times. But he couldn’t find ore to match
her samples.”
“What happened?” I asked.
“While he was eating chicken dinner that night, her Indian hired man
went out to his auto and switched samples.”
I asked Sparkplug why he didn’t sue her.
“If you had $5,000,000 would you want the whole dam’ state laughing at
you?”
Randsburg, which boomed in the early Eighties as a result of gold
strikes in the Yellow Aster, the King Solomon, and later the Kelly
silver mine, soon became one of the principal eastern gateways to the
Panamint and to Death Valley by way of Granite Wells and Wingate Pass.
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