Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and placesCaruthers, William
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Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places
Caruthers, William
Death Valley (Calif. and Nev.)
Johnny lost. He got up, reached for his hat. “Vell, my lucky friend,
I’ll take a last drink mit you.” He tossed the liquor, lighted a cigar.
“Goodnight, chentlemen,” he said. “I go find me anudder mine.”
Johnny had several claims near the Keane Wonder in the Funeral
Mountains, held by a sufferance not uncommon among old timers, who
respected a notice regardless of legal formalities.
Senator William M. Stewart, Nevada mining magnate, had employed Kyle
Smith, a young mining engineer to go into the locality and see what he
could find. Smith, a capable and likable chap, in working over the
districts, located several claims open for filing by reason of Johnny’s
failure to do his assessment work.
It is not altogether clear what happened between Johnny and Smith, but
Smith’s body was found after it had lain in the desert sun all day.
There being no witnesses the only fact produced by sheriff and coroner
was that Smith was dead. Johnny went free. Other escapades with
Johnny-Behind-the-Gun occurred with such frequency that he was finally
removed from the desert for awhile as the guest of the state.
In a deal with Tom Kelly, Johnny was hesitant about signing some papers
according to an understanding. His trigger quickness was explained to
Kelly who was not impressed. He went to Johnny and asked him to sign up.
Johnny refused. Kelly said calmly, “Johnny, do you see that telephone
pole?”
“Yes, I see. Vot about?”
“If you don’t sign, you’re going to climb it.” Johnny signed. He put his
gun away when he acquired a lodging house at Beatty, where he died in
1944.
Reminiscing one day in the old saloon he had owned, Chris Wichts slapped
the bar: “I’ve taken as much as $65,000 over this old bar in one month.”
He had none of it now but in a little cabin in Surprise Canyon with a
stream running by his door, and a memory that retained only the laughs
of his life, he didn’t need $65,000.
“A city fellow came into the cafe one day. Snooty sort. I told him we
had some nice tender burro steaks. He flew off the handle. Said he
wanted porterhouse or nothing. I served him. When he finished he
apologized for being rude and said his porterhouse was good as he ever
ate. I went into the kitchen and came back with a burro shank, shoved it
in his face and said, ‘Mister, you ate the meat off this burro leg.’ I
thought he’d murder me.”
One day when Ballarat travel was heavy, a dapper passenger dropped off
the stage, entered the saloon, bought a drink and paid for it with a $20
gold piece, getting $19.50 in change. When he’d gone, Shorty Harris
standing by said: “Chris, that money doesn’t sound right.”
Chris examined it. The gold piece had been split, hollowed out and
filled with alloy. Chris worried awhile, then brightened when he noticed
his place was full of loafers playing solitaire; pulling at soggy pipes;
waiting for a “live one.” “Boys,” said Chris, “old Whiskers ain’t
getting much play. Let’s go down and see him.”
Whiskers was his competitor down the street.
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