London Clubs: Their History & Treasures — John Shaqi
London Clubs: Their History & TreasuresNevill, Ralph
History
London Clubs: Their History & Treasures
Nevill, Ralph
Clubs -- England -- London; London (England) -- Social life and customs
When any Boots showed signs of temper, or any member was unruly or
infringed the rules of the society, a punishment was in store for him.
It was moved and seconded that such delinquent should be put in the
white sheet and reprimanded by the Recorder; and if the “Ayes had it”
(and they always did have it), the sentence was carried out.
The offending party was taken from the room by two members bearing
halberds, preceded by a third carrying the sword, and was brought back
again in the garb of penitence (the tablecloth). Then, after a lecture
from the Recorder, severe or humorous according to the nature of his
offence, he was allowed to resume his place at the table.
It happened that Brother the Duke of Sussex was put in the white sheet
under the following circumstances: His Royal Highness had come to the
“Steaks” with Brother Hallett, and on the road the watch-chain belonging
to the latter had been cut and his bunch of seals stolen. The cloth
removed, Hallett addressed the President, recounted the loss he had
sustained, and charged the Duke as the perpetrator of the robbery. The
case was tried on the spot; and the evidence having clearly established
the criminality of the accused (to a Beefsteak jury), it was moved and
resolved that His Royal Highness should forthwith be put into the white
sheet and reprimanded for an act which might have been considered a
fault had the victim been a stranger, but which became a crime when that
victim was a Brother. There was no appeal. His Royal Highness
reluctantly rose, was taken out in custody, brought before the Recorder
(Brother Richards), and received a witty but unsparing admonition for
the offence of which he had been unanimously found guilty. For a wonder,
His Royal Highness took it ill. He resumed his seat, but remained silent
and reserved. No wit could make him smile, no bantering could rouse him,
and at an unusually early hour he ordered his carriage and went away.
The next day Mr. Arnold, who had been the mover of the resolution, went
to the palace to smooth the ruffled plumes of his royal confrère, and
took his son with him. In those days the Duke rode on horseback, and as
they turned out of the gate leading from the gardens to the portico his
horse was at the door and His Royal Highness in the act of coming out.
By the time they neared the entrance his foot was in the stirrup, and he
saw them approaching. Without a moment’s hesitation he withdrew his
foot, released the bridle, and, with both his enormous hands extended,
advanced three or four steps to meet Mr. Arnold.
“I know what you’ve come about,” he called loudly out in his accustomed
note (probably B flat), and wringing both Mr. Arnold’s hands until he
winced with pain—“I know what you’ve come about! I made a fool of myself
last night. You were quite right, and I quite wrong, so I shall come
next Saturday and do penance again for my bad temper.”
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