London in the Jacobite times, Volume IDoran, Dr. (John)
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London in the Jacobite times, Volume I
Doran, Dr. (John)
London (England) -- History -- 18th century
_There_, then, is the next scene in this illustrative comedy. Kynaston,
with his hat fiercely cocked, is seen at a distance by a ruffling
major, named Oneby. The Major says, loud enough for the general
audience,――‘As soon as I see Kynaston, I’ll make him eat his words
and deny his Christ! I’ll _path_ him, and send him quick to hell!’
The Lieutenant, leaning on the arm of one of his captains, blandly
remarks to him as both draw near to the fire-eating major, ‘Gentlemen
give themselves airs in my absence.’ And then looking Oneby sternly
in the face, exclaims, ‘I value not a Jacobite rogue in the kingdom!’
According to Kynaston’s pamphlet, this had such an effect on Oneby,
that the Major came daintily up to him and in the most lamb-like voice
asked, ‘What news from the country, Lieutenant?’ To which the latter
replied, ‘News, sir? that his Majesty has enemies there as well as
here.’ And therewith, they cross the stage and _exeunt_ at opposite
sides.
This was not the ordinary style of Major John Oneby’s acting. He was
an accomplished and too successful duellist. A few years after the
above scene in the Park, he killed Mr. Gower in a duel fought in a
room of a Drury Lane tavern――the result of a drunken quarrel――over a
dice-board. The Major was found guilty of wilful murder, and condemned
to be hanged; but he opened a vein with a penknife, as he lay in bed in
Newgate, and so ‘cheated the hangman.’
[Sidenote: _THE LIEUTENANT DISPOSED OF._]
The Military Board, meanwhile, went quietly and steadily about its
work. What it thought of the disinterested Lieutenant and those whom
he charged with treason, he learned in a very unexpected way. He was
ill at ease in bed, reading the ‘Post Boy,’ when his much astonished
eyes fell upon the following paragraph:――‘Lieutenant John Kynaston
has been broke, and rendered incapable of serving for the future.’
This was the first intimation he had had of any return made to him
by way of acknowledgment for his information. He accounted it a lie,
inserted by ‘that infamous and seditious Bell-wether of their party,
Abel Roper!’ In quite a Bobadil strain, Kynaston afterwards registered
a vow in print that he ‘should, by way of gratitude, take the very
first opportunity of promoting a close correspondence between Abel
Roper and his brother Cain.’ Before that consummation was achieved,
Kynaston――it was a fortnight after the announcement appeared in the
‘Post Boy’――received a document, ‘On his Majesty’s Service,’ which
convinced the ex-Lieutenant that he no longer formed part of it. He
rushed to the Commander-in-Chief, the Duke of Marlborough. ‘It’s a hard
case,’ said the Duke, ‘but I am going into my chair!’ and so he got
rid of the appellant. Kynaston hired a chair and was carried over to
General Lumley, the President of the Military Board. ‘You had better
keep quiet,’ said the General, ‘you might get insulted!’ _Insulted_
meant beaten or pointed out in the streets. Kynaston at once went to
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