London (England) -- History -- 17th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 17th century
Not far from the Savoy the adventurous voyagers discover a floating
island, called the Summer Island, or Scoti Moria, viz. “There were two
Ports or landing Places, one guarded by ‘Knights of the Blue Aprons,’”
_i.e._ waiters, who wore aprons of that colour; and the other by a
woman with a white apron. They landed; they found, to leave the
allegory, a company assembled playing skittles on the deck and down
below drinking bad wine in worse company. The whole of the vessel was
filled with bottles; and for commodities for sale or exchange there
were none except “what were wrapped in silken Petticoats, and like a
Pig in a Poke you must buy, or not at all.” There was also a billiard
table on the ship, and tobacco was their only “breath and breathing
while.” The next land they touch is the Island of Ursina, or the
Bearbaiting, on which it appears that the charge of five shillings
covered a ticket for drink as well as entrance. The description of the
sport, which follows, affords nothing new. Sailing from Ursina, they
arrive at the _Ne plus ultra_, where they are deafened by the “great
fall and hideous noise of the waters”—in other words, at London Bridge.
Not far from this place they discovered mermaids, both male and female;
but the latter only swam at night, being shy. I do not understand this
allusion.
The author is pleased to represent Terra del Templo, or the Temple, as
a place occupied chiefly by a people constantly engaged in defending
themselves against an enemy.
“In the Description of this Ramallia, I must look into Terra del
Templo, but shall not pry into its Court, nor any of the standing
houses, the Housekeeper’s lodging, nor into the menial precincts of
the Inns of Court, farther, than they stand for Refuge and Relief
of the neighbouring Privileges about them. And indeed (since the
general purgation by fire) the first, and chiefest of all, which
for advantage of ground, for fortifications, for Water Works,
Posterns, Passages, Supplies, and provisions by land, or otherwise,
is that so far famed and so fitly named Ramallia; in it are several
Garrisons of old Soldiers, every one of the which is able to lead a
whole Army of Younger Debtors.
They call their Muster rôle in the Round Church, which might more
properly be called their Corps du Guard; then they draw them out
into the Cloysters, and either exercise them there, or in the
Garden, which is an excellent Military Spot for that purpose; but
under the Blowers in the Rum Stampers (called the King’s Bench
walk) they pitch their set Battles, where every evening that ground
(which was lifted in and level’d for their use) is fil’d with men
of desperate and undaunted resolution.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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