London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
That was the last of our follies. For the rest of the time we were
in Rimini we made Rimini suffice--bathing or watching the sea and its
serene yellow sails all the day, and afterwards taking short lazy
walks in the cool of the evening--now beside the river, from the
bridge to the harbour mouth and back again, past all the activities
of this little port of fishermen; now round the walls of the town;
now in the by-streets; and now down to the sea again, after dinner,
to see the moon and perhaps hear a little music.
Except for mosquito bites we all kept well, in spite of the heat and
in defiance of the prophecies of many friends, who took the gloomiest
views of Italian drinking water. But the mosquitoes! There is no
preparation against mosquitoes sold by Italian chemists that we did
not rub on our luckless skins; yet all in vain. We came at last to
believe that it is an Italian form of humour, this preparation, under
the name of preventives, of expensive delicacies dear to the mosquito
palate--an Italian joke against the English. Be that as it may,
nothing did any good; while as for the little cones which we burned
at night, filling the room with a thick aromatic smoke guaranteed to
disgust these insects more than anything else, I used to wake up and
hear them drawing great draughts of it into their lungs as if it were
ozone.
CHAPTER XXVI
IN WHICH TWO MODERN LOVERS LAY THEIR CASES BEFORE ME AND I DO NOTHING
FOR EITHER
I have had two lovers to see me: such different ones too. The first
was Dollie Heathcote, very nervous--for him; which means that his
eyeglass dropped ten times in a quarter of an hour instead of only
five times. If he would wear a cord this would not matter; but as he
has an objection to do so, a great deal of his time is spent on the
floor, which, in one so thoughtful of the knees of his trousers, is a
curious anomaly.
"Look here, Mr. Falconer," said Dollie, "you know the world and
you're married. What do you advise me to do? Do you think I'm
really a marrying man?"
"Not impetuously," I replied.
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