London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"Oh," he said, "no rotting. You see, it's like this. I'm awfully
keen on Ann and she's keen on me, I believe, but I've had a bit of a
facer lately. There's my brother Dick, for example, a much better
sort than I am--much steadier and domesticated and all that--well,
he's just left his wife for no other reason than because he's tired
of her. Whether there's anyone else, I don't know; fellows at the
Club tell me there always is. But Dick swears there isn't. Anyway,
he's gone. That's one thing. Another thing is that I had a fearful
jaw the other day from an old aunt of mine who says it's the
cruellest and wickedest thing there is to be engaged to a girl for a
long time and not marry her; because the girl's losing the best years
of her life. That set me thinking, because don't you see there's
always the possibility that Ann, although she doesn't mind knocking
about with me, might, if she were free, meet some other Johnnie whom
she would want to marry at once."
"How would you like to see her doing that?" I asked.
"Oh, I couldn't stand it," said Dollie.
"Then why don't you marry now?" I asked.
"Well," he said, "for one thing, Ann doesn't seem to want to, and for
another, I don't much want to myself."
"But you're so keen on her, you say," I remarked.
"Yes, of course I am. But the word husband's so stuffy."
I groaned for the younger generation.
"Yes," he went on, "I'm glad you agree with me. And there's
something so ghastly in the thought of settling down, don't you know."
"Well, that's what so many people like--the settlement of it. But
look at your friend Farrar, he's not exactly a home-bird, yet he and
his wife seem very happy, and they lead, married, very much the same
life that you do, unmarried."
"That's true," said Dollie. "But he's Farrar, and I'm not. I'm
another Johnnie altogether--the sort that's ever so much happier
engaged than he will be when he's married; and so's Ann, I believe;
but the silly thing about it is that we're only so happy now because
the idea is we're going to be married--otherwise she wouldn't be
allowed to go about with me at all. Isn't that what you call a bally
paradox? But anyhow, what do you advise?"
"Suppose I were to say," I replied, "that my advice to you was to
marry at once."
He started nervously. "Oh, I say," he said. "Not really. But that
would be awfully risky, you know. Look at poor old Dick--suppose I
got tired like that too? And it's not impossible, you know. Why, I
was awfully fond of Naomi once, and then you remember Miss Verity. I
was fearfully gone there for a while. Do you really think I ought to
make the plunge?"
"Then suppose," I said, "that my advice was, go to Ann and say that
you have realized that you don't love her enough"--he started
nervously again--"and wish to break off your engagement."
"Oh, but," he said, "I don't. I should be miserable without her.
And so would she."
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