London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"I think it is a good scheme," he said. "I believe in finding a good
food and sticking to it. That's what we do with our apes, and after
all they're not so wonderfully different from city men. We find what
suits them best and keep them on it, with a grape or two or slice of
apple when they've done a trick, of course. I'm all for cold mutton
myself. It's nourishing and it's clean. You can cut it with a
pocket knife, like whittling a stick, and eat it all. But what I've
been wondering is, what about drink?"
"Beer," said Mr. Lacey, "and whisky and soda, and coffee. Nothing
else. But the best of each."
Mr. Duckie had been very thoughtful. "Supposing," he said, at last,
"we were to have three beef days a week and three mutton?"
Mr. Lacey would not hear of it. "But," he said, "look here. This is
what I'll do. The scheme's mine, and if you take it up I'll help you
with advice about a site and furnishing and so forth, and you shall
give me ten per cent. of the profits after each of you has drawn ten
per cent., and nothing if you don't draw that. That's all I ask, and
I ask that only if you stick to my idea. But if you decide to do
something else, then I make you a present of the whole thing and
retire at once. It interests me only as a whole."
Mr. Duckie admitted that this was more than fair, and looked at Mr.
Wiles.
Mr. Wiles said that for his part he would go into it and find capital
to run it for three years at a reasonable loss, with Mr. Duckie as
manager and partner, on a definite understanding--but only if I
approved and Mr. Lacey had control. "But," he said, "of course I
must ask my wife's opinion," and Mrs. Wiles was called in.
The good woman, after asking my views and finding that I supported
the scheme, pronounced in its favour, speaking both as a cook and a
speculator. "And all I can say," she ended, "is, that I hope you'll
arrange to keep Wiles busy. For I'm tired of him mooning about the
house. And now, sir, if you've finished your talk, I wish you'd come
and see my Annie."
She drew me from the room, and with her finger on her lips and
tiptoeing along, led me to a bedroom, where, in a cot, I saw a little
girl asleep.
"That's our Annie," she said proudly. "She only came to-day. I want
Mrs. Falconer to see her to-morrow, if she will, because, of course,
Annie was her idea."
Lenient as thoughts of Lavender had made me to all small creatures, I
cannot say that I viewed Annie with any active satisfaction, she was
so poor and stunted a little Cockney. But, of course, it is best
that the good woman should lavish herself on a weakling than on a
robust child. The robust grow up anyway, but the others want
attention. I asked Annie's history.
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