London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"It's very sad," said Mrs. Wiles. "She is an only child, and the
mother and father died within a few days of each other. The mother
died of pneumonia, which in a kind of way gives Wiles a special
interest in Annie, he having seen so much of it; while the father was
knocked down and killed by a motor-bus only last week. So the child
was taken to the St. Pancras Workhouse, and we heard of it through
one of Wiles's friends, and applied for her, and here she is. But I
shall never think quite the same about motor-buses any more. Talk
about blessings in disguise--I mean, of course, to Wiles and me; but
what a disguise!"
Upon rejoining the others, Lacey and I came away, leaving Mr. Duckie
as the Wiles's guest for supper. The last words I heard him say were
to his hostess, to the effect that, for some reason or other,
gentlemen seemed to like beef best.
CHAPTER XXXV
IN WHICH LAVENDER FALCONER ENTERS THIS LIFE AND MEETS WITH GENERAL
APPROVAL
After a period of reluctance, in which she very nearly lost all my
good opinion, Miss Lavender Falconer entered this vale of tears at
the most inconvenient hour possible, namely, at 3.15 A.M. on a rainy
morning. My night's rest was ruined; but mother and child at once
began to do exceedingly well.
I do not pretend that Lavender was beautiful. She had a crumpled
appearance impossible to reconcile with that lissom gracefulness
beneath her gown which her proud father some years hence will so
value in her; but there was something very attractive in her
helplessness--although even at the tender age of twelve hours she was
manifestly already a member of the stronger sex. She dominated the
room, and still dominates whatever room she may occupy, and promises
to continue so to do. So far as I am concerned, I have no objection.
I like a strong woman in the background engendering confidence.
Lavender's visitors were many and enthusiastic, and some, like the
Magi, brought gifts. Her grandfather placed in each of her tiny
fists a new sovereign by way of laying the foundation of her dot, and
these she at once allowed to drop on the floor, an action which was
held by wise observers to predicate a generous nature. Mr. Lacey
made a special visit to Mitcham for lavender and filled the room with
it, while the Director produced from his stores of melody this
charming old lavender cry:
[Illustration: Music fragment]
Won't you buy my sweet blooming lav - en - der, Six-teen
branch - es one pen - ny? La - dies fair, make no de -
lay, I have your lav-en-der fresh to-day! Buy it once you'll
buy it twice--It makes your clothes smell sweet and nice.
It will scent your pock-et - hand - ker - chiefs-- Six - teen
branch - es for one pen - ny! As I walk thro' London streets, I
have your lav-en-der nice and sweet, Sixteen branches for one pen-ny!
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