London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Since then we have walked into London together now and then, and I
have taken him to the Zoo on Sundays. He is at his best there. He
seems to love and understand all animals, and he knows a good deal
about them. In fact, it was he who introduced me to the giant toad
who eats worms behind the scenes at the Reptile House. No one who
has not seen this miracle of dining would believe either in the
length or quickness of the toad's tongue.
Lacey is a little spare man, very active and restless, with a
clean-cut aquiline nose, sensitive mouth, alert grey eyes, and a brow
which extends to the back of his head. His hands are delicate and
strong and always perfectly kept, although his clothes can be rather
shabby. His nose and his name, Nathan, combined, have led people to
suppose him a Jew; but he has no Jewish blood.
"Why my father gave me such a name beats me," he says, "and why I
never had enough pluck to change it beats me even more. But he was a
good old soul and he chose it deliberately; and I have gone back on
him sufficiently as it is. But what chance has a Christian called
Nathan? He is doubly handicapped, for everyone thinks him a Jew and
acts accordingly, and not being a Jew he cannot profit or retaliate.
If I had been a Jew I should be a millionaire to-day. The chances
I've had! But it is my destiny to be unable to carry through any
speculation. I acquire at top prices and sell at bottom: that's me.
Or else I get bored with bargaining and give the infernal thing away.
I have the wish, but not the instinct--that's the trouble. I make
the most pathetic efforts to be cunning, but it's all no good."
Without such talk his face tells me that the world has dealt him some
hard blows; but he has never given in. He has the finest of all
breastplates--enthusiasm; and to this he adds that other trusty
buckler against the arrows of fate, a short memory. I mean a short
memory for his own troubles: it is long enough if he promises to do
anything for you. The rapidity of his mental recovery is amazing.
If he were sentenced to death and on his way to the Tyburn gallows
from Newgate, he would see, long before the cart reached Chancery
Lane, something in the streets so interesting that all recollection
of the rope would be effaced.
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment — John Shaqi
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