London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
That was the question. The answer comes promptly:
By making still their course of life with Thy commands agree.
Nothing could be simpler; except perhaps the instructions of the
dying Sir Walter Scott to his son-in-law and biographer: "My dear, be
a good man; be virtuous; be religious. Nothing else will give you
any comfort when you come to lie here." Those surely were less
complex times. To-day--well, my Utopia, if ever I framed one, would
be a land where the laws demanded that people should be vicious.
Then one would be able to count at any rate on a little virtue. If
no man might live with a woman in any but an irregular union, there
would be at once quite a run on honest matrimony and the Law Courts
would be full of desperately wicked monogamists; while if everyone
was expected to steal and swindle, there would soon be an extensive
criminal class who respected property.
CHAPTER VII
IN WHICH MR. DABNEY WARMS HIS HOUSE WITH A DISCUSSION AND I AM GLAD
TO GET HOME
Mr. Dabney of _The Balance_ having asked me to his housewarming, I
found myself in his new rooms at about half-past nine, prepared for
an unwonted night of it. He pretends that after my departure for the
altar a period of decadence set in over Bemerton's and he had at last
to leave. All inhabitants of rooms know these fluctuations.
Everything will go smoothly for years and then suddenly comes a
relaxation of energy on the part of the staff. It will come _chez_
Packer without a doubt; but not just yet.
Dabney has moved from Westminster to the Temple, where a gentleman
ought to live--to a noble suite in King's Bench Walk with a sidelong
view of the river across the grass, on which in the cool of the
evening the agile barristers disport themselves at lawn-tennis. He
looks towards Lambeth and has a blessed glimpse over the trees and
roofs of the giant gasometer of the Oval, and he can imagine on a
summer's day all kinds of delectable occurrences in progress on the
other side of it--Hitch at mid-off stopping express trains; Hobbs at
the wicket, punishing and masterful; or whatever he most fancies.
The white wainscotted room when I entered it was full of smoke and
noisy with talk. I contrived to find Dabney's hand in the fog and he
pushed me into a chair. I gathered that public men were under
discussion: the session was well advanced and the unexpected
abilities which it had brought forth and the old abilities which it
had tested and found wanting were being appraised, in the off-hand
smoking-room way. Funny to one outside the machine to hear names
which ought by their eminence to inspire respect--and among the
simple and ignorant do so--tossed about so lightly and discussed so
contemptuously. This man, it is true, was fifty per cent. stronger
than last year; but most of them were disappointments, done.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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