London Lavender : $b An entertainment — John Shaqi
London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"My man was a bit of a stick, not long married, and his precious skin
was rather on his mind. The crowd was ugly too; began breaking the
chair legs off for clubs. He hadn't any way with him at all, but
there were reasons why he should have gone down there to speak, and
he was sound enough on the principal question. Brought down his fist
at the right moments, you know, and had quite a clever way with the
word 'Mister'--for or against. But the game was up now, and things
got worse when we heard that there was a gang outside waiting for us.
There was only one thing to do and I did it. I got hold of four
others of my lot and told them their roles. Then I turned up my
collar, and smashed my hat in so as not to be recognized, grabbed my
man, and we carried him forcibly out by the back door. As I feared,
there were a thousand of them there waiting to duck the whole
platform. The instant we emerged from the door supporting our
burden, who was all collapsed into his clothes, I called out, 'A
doctor! A doctor! Is there a doctor here?' They shut down at once
and made a path for us. Bless you, the British public can't be
trusted to carry anything through. They're always waiting to be
diverted. It touched their old hearts, don't you see? 'Somebody
hurt? Steady on, boys. Let them through first,' and so on. So we
got through and were driving to the next town and the train for
London in no time. London's the mother."
He seemed to me rather a hateful type, this cynical manipulator of
candidates and passions; but Dabney tells me that he is really one of
the best of men, with naturally very simple tastes, domesticated,
musical, and devoted to ornithology. It is one of the bores of
growing old, that one loses the power of dividing the sheep and the
goats. When one is young, bad men are bad men and good men good men.
As one gets older their boundaries begin to get confused and encroach
each on the other; and I suppose that by the time I am seventy I
shall not know any difference between them.
I asked Rudson-Wayte about bribery and corruption--were they extinct?
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