London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"I don't care about that," he said. "All Socialists are
inconsistent: that is the first thing to get into your head in any
dealings with us. But we are not more inconsistent than
Christians--that is, if Christ was a Christian, which one often
doubts. My special line is clear thinking and persuasiveness, and
one must do what one can do best."
"And meanwhile what of the great boon of life?" I said. "Is it not
in danger, like unpopular bills, of being 'talked out'?"
He was silent. "Oh, well," he said at last, "perhaps I like talking
best. I wonder. But it's constructive talk. You can't deny that."
CHAPTER X
IN WHICH WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE BOSOM OF AN ENGLISH FAMILY AND
WATCH A UTOPIAN IN LOVE
For some obscure reason Spanton has taken a fancy to me, and I must
admit in return that I find something rather likeable in the
scientific coolness of his mind and his dominating desire to see
straight. Having taken a fancy to me, it follows that he wanted me
to meet his betrothed, for although it naturally goes against his
grain to do anything so conventional and banal as to be engaged, with
the prospect of a legalized union in the future, human nature has
been too much for him, and rather than lose his Nancy he has agreed
to her father's very moderate wishes as regards an engagement and a
registrar. But I need hardly say that he has given her no ring. In
fact, his only presents to her so far, I understand, are a
typewrriter and a pair of sandals.
Nancy is a Miss Freeland, one of a family of girls who live a few
miles out of London in a roomy Georgian house, with a large untidy
garden, near Richmond.
The first words that I heard on entering the Freelands' hall told me
instantly that I was among a twentieth-century household: "Oh,
father, don't be such an ass!"
The speaker--Jocelyn, a pretty girl in a soft Liberty dress--at once
broke away to welcome her prospective brother-in-law, who was there
humanized to Bob, and his friend; and Mr. Freeland laid his hard case
before us.
"Tell me," he said, "is a man and a father an ass because he thinks
that one visit to the theatre a week is enough for a growing girl of
fifteen?"
I was hesitating in my reply when another of the daughters came to
the rescue.
"I know what Mr. Falconer will say," she said: "he will say that he
has always made it a point never to interfere in disputes between
relations. But Bob's not like that. Bob's never so happy as when he
can set relatives disputing; aren't you, Bob?"
Nancy here entered the room, bringing the number of the unmarried
sisters to seven. She is the only one who is engaged, and is
twenty-two. Jocelyn is older; the rest younger. Nancy is pretty
too, but less pretty than Jocelyn. The married daughter is a Mrs.
Gosling, of whom Jocelyn wickedly says that her husband is the only
one of her suitors who has not married well.
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