London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
The Misses Packer evidently have a very soft place in their hearts
for Mr. Spanton. "Such a fastidious gentleman, and of the best
family. You can tell that by the places where he gets his clothes.
All his hosiery from Bond Street itself, and Miss Cole, who is often
in the West End of an afternoon, tells us that she has seen the shop,
and the Royal arms are over it. How such a gentleman can talk about
the country as he does, and take such an interest in the poor, is a
marvel; but Miss Cole, who has a friend in the household at
Buckingham Palace and hears all kinds of things, says that Socialism
is quite a hobby with some of the aristocrats now. And look at Lady
Warwick! Such a beautiful place as she has--Warwick Castle, where we
went once with our dear father in a char-à-banc from Birmingham, when
we were visiting his sister there. And Guy's Cliff, too, you know.
And another day we were at Stratford-on-Avon and saw Miss Corelli's
house. Such lovely window-boxes; and there, to think that Lady
Warwick should be a Socialist!"
"Mr. Furley, in the first floor front, has a funny business," says
Mrs. Wiles. "You'd never guess what it is. I gave Wiles three
guesses and he didn't get near it--at least not nearer than
conducting a matrimonial agency. He's a cinema gentleman. He makes
picture plays for the theatres. Many's the ticket he's given Wiles
and me to see his pieces free in the Tottenham Court Road. I love
the cinema plays, especially the sad ones, but Wiles is all for the
comics. It's funny we should have a cinema gentleman here now, isn't
it, because before he came his rooms were occupied by a gentleman who
wrote a real play--I mean a play for a real theatre. He gave us
tickets too. Isn't that a coincidence--two gentlemen running who
were able and willing to give tickets? I often tell people of it and
laugh. It wasn't a bad play, either," Mrs. Wiles continued,
"although there was rather too much talk in it and it ended
unhappily. At any rate it didn't end with wedding bells, as I hold
plays should."
When, however, I pointed out to her that life rarely ended there, but
in a manner of speaking only began there--her own life, for
example--she was forced to confess I was right.
"I never thought of that before," she said, but quickly added, with
admirable sagacity, "Still, that's life, and plays are plays; and
they've nothing whatever to do with each other, have they?
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