We append a specimen of a short one: ’Now, the Lambeth folks this wealthy gent As their member did decide on, But little they knew he’d happened to do Some things he didn’t oughter; For he’d forged a will and several deeds.... ’And the public said: "Well, this here Roupell Has got no more than he oughter." So there was an end of the wealthy gent As was member from over the water.’ Lambeth appears to have been unfortunate in the selection of its Parliamentary candidates. In 1852 the parochial party, wishing for a local man, formed themselves into a committee to secure the election of Mr. Joseph Harvey, of Lambeth House, a drapery establishment in the Westminster Bridge Road. Mr. Harvey had never taken an active part in public matters; his tastes lay not that way. He shrank from public life, and had no training or aptitude for addressing large meetings. However, he was forced forward; but when he spoke at the Horns—the speech was written for him by someone else—his total incapacity for the position thrust on him became so apparent that he gave up the contest, but not before he had afforded plenty of food to the squib-writers. Parliament is not above the use of nicknames, either by way of praise or in scorn. Cobbett’s talent for fastening such names on anyone he disliked was very great. He invented ’Prosperity Robinson,’ ’Æolus Canning,’ ’Pink-nosed Liverpool,’ ’unbaptized, buttonless blackguards,’ or Quakers. Lord Yarmouth, from the colour of his whiskers, and from the place which gave him his title, was known as ’Red Herrings.’ Lord Durham so often opposed his colleagues in the Cabinet that he was called the ’Dissenting Minister.’ Thomas Duncombe was so popular that he was always spoken of as ’Honest’ or ’Poor’ Tom; his French friends called him ’Cher Tomie.’ John Arthur Roebuck had a habit of bringing forward, in a startling way, facts he had got hold of, and thus raising opposition; and from a passage in a speech he made at the Cutlers’ Feast, at Sheffield, in 1858, obtained the nickname of ’Tear ’em.’ He had just paid a visit to Cherbourg, and returned home with feelings very unfriendly to the then ruler of France, to which he gave expression at the feast, excusing himself at the same time for using such language towards a neighbour by saying: ’The farmer who goes to sleep, having placed the watch-dog, Tear ’em, over his rick-yard, hears that dog bark. He bawls out of the window: "Down, Tear ’em, down!" And Tear ’em does not again disturb his sleep, till he is woke up by the strong blaze of his corn and hay ricks. I am Tear ’em. Beware! Cherbourg is a standing menace to England.’ Michael Angelo Taylor was known by the sobriquet of ’Chicken’ Taylor. On some points of law he had answered the great lawyer Bearcroft, but not without apologizing for his venturing, he being but a chicken in the law, on a fight with the cock of Westminster Hall.