Warnie, I suppose, means “I warn ye”, because they say it just before
they jump. But I can’t even make a guess at Obobé--wish I could. It’s
quite possible that it never meant anything at all, to begin with. The
boys sometimes call it High Bobbery--it’s a way they have, of working
the old names round into a sort of sense, when they’ve forgotten their
real meaning. I must write and ask Aunt Eliza; she knows everything
(thinks she does). As to Jimmy Nacko--they sometimes call it Jimmy
Wagtail, but one of the lads tells me it means “Neck, ho!” which only
shows how they like twisting the names about. (That’s why they now say
shuttlecock instead of shuttlecork, because they forget it’s played
with a cork). What I think about Jimmy Nacko is this: judging by his
name, he was just an old shonk[E] of some kind....
And now I must tell you about RELEASE. There is one game of this kind
played by small children, and not worth talking about. But the real
RELEASE (or ROBBERS AND COPPERS) is quite another thing altogether. In
release you take sides and catch prisoners; you have to touch their
heads and “crown” them; that’s what makes them prisoners. And that’s
what makes them so wild--because the other chaps can’t always release
them; and that’s why the old people bar the game--because you always
get your clothes torn; and that’s why it’s also called BEDLAM--because
there are so many rows while it’s going on. You see, they don’t like
being made prisoners and being “crowned” and having their heads
touched--not at all, at all. Just mad, it makes them.
“D’ye want a claht over the jor?” says one. “’Cos yer never did touch
me ’ead, so there.”
“Ole Ikey see’d me doos it.”
“Liar. ’Cos ’e wos t’ovver side o’ the street.”
“’E never. Yer wos on the grahnd when I crahned yer napper.”
“Liar. Yer sez I wos a-layin dahn when all the time I wos on me stumps.
Yer finks I’m up the pole to ’ear yer tork. Knock ’arf yer fice orff.”
“Not ’arf. Yer knows I touched yer nut ’cos don’t yer remember me
a-standin on yer arms?”
“Ef yer want an eye bunged up or a punch on the snaht--”
“Well ef I’m a liar yore the biggest. So yer lumps it. I’m goin to be
blowed ef I play wiv a lahsy blisterin blitherin blinkin blightin
bloomin bleedin blasted baastard wots got a movver wots got a bloke
wots--”
“’Ere, d’ye want a clip on the Kiber-pass?”
“Garn! P.........,[F] an play wiv the steam.”
FOOTNOTES:
[D] Moggies are cats.
[E] A shonk is a foreigner, generally a Jew.
[F] Four words censored.
Girls’ games? Bless you, dozens of them.
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