To play DELIVER UP THOSE GOLDEN JEWELS (or DELIVER UP THE BLACK
PUDDING) you need confederates. You go up to a soft boy and say “Let’s
have a game of Deliver up those Golden Jewels _and you shall be
judge_.” So the softy gets very keen about being judge, and sits down
“in Court” on a step or somewhere; then they lead up the prisoner who
is in the know, you know, and they ask him a lot of sham questions; and
as soon as the judge says “Therefore deliver up them golden jools”, the
prisoner--no, I can’t tell you any more about that game. It’s rather
rude. None of our boys are caught at it more than once--not at playing
the judge, at least. There are other games of this sort, like WHITE
MICE and HIGH TREASON and THREE GOLDEN BALLS and FARMER LEFT HIS HAT
BEHIND and SCORING and RUNNING TOO FAST and HIDE AND SEEK (_not_ the
usual kind); they can all be played in a respectable fashion, but
the worst of it is, they generally aren’t. Another is called P.....E.
That’s worse. I can’t say anything whatever about it except that you
need good confederates and a boy who is quite new to the quarter. And
some of them are still worse; not at all nice, in fact. If you want to
find out about them, you must come yourself and talk to a few of our
rough chaps. You might ask them about TOUCHING THE KING’S SCEPTRE. If
you can get that out of them, you can get anything....
FOOTNOTES:
[A] The French “Vingt-et-un.”
[B] The cut is the canal.
[C] One of _them_ tells me that OVERS KEEPS goes like this: “Make a
line, pitch up ha’pennies, if they go over, they are kept by the man
whose coin is nearest to the line under. He keeps all those what are
over, and spins up those what are under.”
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